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<lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:03:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>What If?</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2009-01-01T22:36:54+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/8b87c0c1d2ecd755476028605ca9a447-437.html#unique-entry-id-437</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/8b87c0c1d2ecd755476028605ca9a447-437.html#unique-entry-id-437</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">Every now and then, whenever a prominent businessman like Michael O&rsquo;Leary or Bill Cullen is interviewed on one of the drivetime news shows, texts flood in with comments like &ldquo;Now that&rsquo;s the man that should be running the country&rdquo; or &ldquo;Michael O&rsquo;Leary for Taoiseach&rdquo; and so on and so forth.<br /><br />So, let&rsquo;s imagine that one or other of them did become Taoiseach. How would they run the country?<br /><br />Micko first:<br /><br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="F_200704_April13ed_i_32772a" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry437-f_200704_april13ed_i_32772a.jpg" width="109" height="148"/></div><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">- Enforce a ban on all public sector unions.<br />- Change the tricolour to blue, white and yellow.<br />- Introduce a national ID card scheme, funded by a scratch-panel on each card, which would cost &euro;1.<br />- Relaunch the Seanad as an independent body in competition with the D&aacute;il. <br />- Reduce income tax to zero, but charge for every public service availed of.<br />- Close all Irish embassies in capital cities, and move them to small towns 50km away.<br />- By 2030, Micko&rsquo;s policies should see the size of the Irish economy overtake that of the UK&rsquo;s.<br />- Once that happens, launch a takeover bid for the UK.<br /><br />Bill:</span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Bill_cullen" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry437-bill_cullen.jpg" width="170" height="114"/></div><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><br /><br />- Cabinet posts to be filled by applicants to a reality TV show to be called &ldquo;The Government&rdquo;<br />- Tasks to include selling fleet deals on Renaults to fellow EU governments. Bonus points if you can sell one to the French.<br />- Under-performing ministers would be voted off by text vote (&euro;1 per text, proceeds to fund the health service).<br /><br />OK, I&rsquo;m struggling now. Any more ideas?<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Signing Off For The Christmas</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-12-24T15:55:25+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/bb1ff246dcf48963a695364e330cbac4-436.html#unique-entry-id-436</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/bb1ff246dcf48963a695364e330cbac4-436.html#unique-entry-id-436</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">A very Merry Christmas to one and all! I hope that Santa brings everything you wished for.<br /><br />We&rsquo;re spending the day at home, and head off to Cork on Stephens&rsquo;s Day (There&rsquo;s a thing: why do we say </span><span style="font:14px Verdana-Italic; "><em>The</em></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> Christmas, and </span><span style="font:14px Verdana-Italic; "><em>Stephens&rsquo;s</em></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> Day? We don&rsquo;t say </span><span style="font:14px Verdana-Italic; "><em>The</em></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> Easter or </span><span style="font:14px Verdana-Italic; "><em>Patricks&rsquo;s</em></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> Day.) Back sometime before New Years Eve.<br /><br />But before I go, </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/letters/index.html#1229728522889" rel="self">a letter in the Irish Times today</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> asked: &ldquo;</span><span style="font:12px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;">One wonders what the collective noun for a group of bankers is. A shower, perhaps?</span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">&rdquo;<br /><br />Nope. It&rsquo;s a wunch.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Strictly Season Over</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-12-21T21:29:06+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/0bf87663db9a91ad566a6d037043ab64-435.html#unique-entry-id-435</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/0bf87663db9a91ad566a6d037043ab64-435.html#unique-entry-id-435</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">With the finale of Strictly Come Dancing last night, men all over Ireland and the UK now know the relief their wives feel when the football season ends. <br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Caption Required</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><category>Food &#x26; Drink</category><dc:date>2008-12-20T23:16:01+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/918aeb32b0099e46ff2481e34eb35ac9-434.html#unique-entry-id-434</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/918aeb32b0099e46ff2481e34eb35ac9-434.html#unique-entry-id-434</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">A rather odd photo of Richard Corrigan on the front cover of this month&rsquo;s Food & Wine Magazine:<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="corrigan" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry434-corrigan.jpg" width="327" height="443"/><br /><br /><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">It sort of begs a caption competition, doesn&rsquo;t it?<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Buying Wine For Christmas</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Food &#x26; Drink</category><dc:date>2008-12-20T22:12:08+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/8921e546f83cdd3e06e0f5931320f9ad-433.html#unique-entry-id-433</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/8921e546f83cdd3e06e0f5931320f9ad-433.html#unique-entry-id-433</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">During the boom years, the wine business made serious hay in the month of December. One company I worked for did anything up to 40% of its annual turnover in the last six weeks of the year. This year is different. Everyone is saying how quiet it is. Surely we haven&rsquo;t given up on wine drinking?<br /><br />Like everything else, purchasing patterns have changed dramatically for wine. Wines that sold happily at &euro;20 a pop are now gathering dust on wine-shop shelves. It&rsquo;s all about value these days.<br /><br />But what exactly constitutes good value? You might see two wines side by side on a shelf, from the same region and made with the same grape varieties, yet one is &euro;10 cheaper than the other. Surely the cheaper one is better value? It might well be, but it might also be very ordinary, whereas the more expensive one might cause you to throw open your window, thrust out your chest and sing an aria in its honour.<br /><br />Any bottle of wine on any shelf in any wine shop will have fixed costs. Even if you are given a bottle of wine free from a shop, it will have cost someone a minimum of &euro;2.99 to get it into your hand. That&rsquo;s if it came free from the producer and cost nothing to transport. &euro;2.99 is the minimum amount of tax payable on a bottle of wine, consisting of &euro;2.46 excise duty and 53c VAT. <br /><br />If you decide to spend less on a bottle of wine that you normally would, you are paying proportionally more in tax the lower you go. <br /><br />Here&rsquo;s a quick ready reckoner:<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="Tax on wine" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry433-tax-on-wine.png" width="234" height="180"/><br /><br /><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">Spending a couple of euros more on a bottle means that you will be paying proportionally more for the wine in the bottle and less for the tax due on it.<br /><br />A few more dos and don&rsquo;ts:<br /><br />- Don&rsquo;t just buy your wines from the supermarket with your weekly shopping. You will get little or no advice on what to buy, and so you will probably find yourself buying on price alone. There are dozens of very good independent wine shops and off-licences all over the country, most of which are owned and run by dedicated enthusiasts. (See this excellent </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=109494611126242570513.00044ae5f8a29446dfc06&z=6" rel="self">collaborative map</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> of wine shops in Ireland.) They will be able to point you in the direction of the really interesting, good-value wines. They will also be much more amenable to doing a deal on volume, but don&rsquo;t expect them to give you a discount for two or three bottles. Your opening gambit should be a case of 12.<br /><br />- Do look beyond the obvious and be prepared to step out of your comfort zone. Again, look for advice from a good wine retailer. Let them know what you like and they will help you broaden your horizons.<br /><br />- Avoid wines you see advertised in newspapers and magazines and on the radio. Wine production is a notoriously low-profit business. If a producer is spending money on advertising rather than leaving it up to the retailer to promote their wines, that&rsquo;s money that they should be putting into their winemaking.<br /><br />- Good glassware makes a difference. Spending a few bob on nice glasses will enhance your enjoyment of your wines. Look for brands like Riedel, Schott and Speigelau.<br /><br />- If you know someone in the trade, pick their brains on what is good and what isn&rsquo;t. <br /><br />- Decant a big full-bodied red (especially one from a recent year) to open up the flavours. You don&rsquo;t even need a decanter to do this. Just slosh it into a jug and pour it back into the bottle.<br /><br />Sl&aacute;inte!<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Monday Miscellany</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-12-15T21:55:31+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/d9932d2e6b9e7009d013533f052e56ad-432.html#unique-entry-id-432</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/d9932d2e6b9e7009d013533f052e56ad-432.html#unique-entry-id-432</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">One thing I hate is when the RSS feed of a blog or other site is timestamped ahead by several hours, so that it always appears at the top of a page of feed results.<br /><br />Here&rsquo;s one:<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="GRFEED copy" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry432-grfeed-copy.png" width="523" height="225"/><br /><br /><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">1: The time I took the screenshot<br />2: Feed from </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.gadgetrepublic.com/" rel="self">Gadgetrepublic.com</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">, timestamped to 6.00 a.m. tomorrow morning<br />3: Feed from </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.tuaw.com/" rel="self">TUAW</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">, showing the correct time<br /><br />I was going to do a post about the horrendous new X-Factor version of Hallelujah, but </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://bocktherobber.com/2008/12/hallelujah-my-fucking-arse" rel="self">Bock pretty much nails it</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">. <br /><br />Speaking of Bock, </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://bocktherobber.com/2008/12/munster-v-clermont-auvergne" rel="self">he&rsquo;s not impressed</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> with Munster&rsquo;s performance last Saturday.<br /><br />Joy to the world, </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.arseendofireland.com/" rel="self">Sweary is back</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">! Hopefully this time, someone in one of the papers will snap her up. Talent like hers deserves a bigger audience.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>More Munster Escapology</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-12-14T22:27:57+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/b883ff277bd5535bfd55f6f900474bf3-431.html#unique-entry-id-431</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/b883ff277bd5535bfd55f6f900474bf3-431.html#unique-entry-id-431</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">I reckon the cardiac unit at Limerick Regional was working to absolute capacity yesterday evening. Why do Munster do this to us? They take us to the edge of the cliff, dangle us over it and then just when we think we&rsquo;re about to plummet into the abyss, haul us back to safety.<br /><br />I wasn&rsquo;t at the match yesterday. Mr & Mrs Munstermad had tickets and they dropped off their little &lsquo;un to us en route to Limerick. Watching a high-stakes rugby match while looking after a toddler is often a recipe for disaster, but when we had the two of them yesterday, by full-time the house looked like it had been burgled. Mr & Mrs M stayed with us last night, so this is the first opportunity I have had to write about the match.<br /><br />One thing is for sure, Clermont came to Limerick with a completely different mindset from the last time they were here. Having beaten Munster in France last week, they were looking for the double on the champions. And there were long periods throughout the match yesterday when they looked like they were going to do just that.<br /><br />The turning point was when Jamie Cudmore was sent off</span><div class="image-right"><img class="imageStyle" alt="_45295407_cudmoreoconnell226" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry431-_45295407_cudmoreoconnell226-3.jpg" width="226" height="170"/></div><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> half way through the first half for repeatedly punching Paul O&rsquo;Connell. O&rsquo;Connell himself got a yellow for his troubles. You might expect Munster to run riot from that point on, having numerical advantage, but Clermont dug their heels in and refused to lie down. David Wallace got in for a late try just before half-time, but when the teams re-emerged, it was all Clermont. <br /><br />The French side held Munster scoreless for almost the entire second half, but the introduction of veteran scrum-half Peter Stringer seven minutes from the end completely turned the tables on the visitors. At that point 14-man Clermont were leading Munster 13-11, and the men in red were facing the real prospect of not only their second ever home defeat in the Heineken Cup, but also the possibility of having the destiny of their qualification from Pool One taken from their hands. With Stringer on the field, straight away Munster&rsquo;s ruck ball was fast and the passing was crisp. Having been pinned in their own half of the field for so long, suddenly they were in Clermont&rsquo;s 22. A delicious flip pass from Lifeimi Mafi to Marcus Horan saw the fleet-footed prop barge over in the corner. ROG missed the conversion, and Munster led 16-13. (All afternoon, Sky&rsquo;s stats-obsessed commentators kept going on about O&rsquo;Gara&rsquo;s imminent passing of the 1000 points mark in Heineken Cup games. It seemed like it was a monkey on his back, as his place-kicking game yesterday was poor.) Had it stayed like this, Clermont would have claimed a losing bonus point, and the two sides would have been even-stevens over their two matches.<br /><br />But this is Munster. The next time they secured possession, flanker Niall Ronan chipped ahead and ran onto the ball to score. That put Munster eight points ahead, keeping Clemont out of range for a losing bonus point. ROG nailed the conversion this time, taking his personal tally of Heineken Cup points to 1001. <br /><br />Further good news came Munster&rsquo;s way later yesterday evening, when Sale went down to defeat away to Montauban. If Munster can win their remaining two matches (home to Sale and away to Montauban) they are through to the quarter-finals. <br /><br />No doubt Munster will provide some more nail-biting moments before the pool stages are over, but hopefully we won&rsquo;t have to sweat like we did yesterday. <br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The UnLaoised Oldfartometer&#x2c; End Of Year Special</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Music</category><dc:date>2008-12-12T22:18:37+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/b8e5614eab7ff661595c7151f3133777-429.html#unique-entry-id-429</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/b8e5614eab7ff661595c7151f3133777-429.html#unique-entry-id-429</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">I haven&rsquo;t done an </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="files/9fc37b2c86a0faa10bf8e9db209bd5cf-235.html" rel="self" title="HomePage:The UnLaoised Oldfartometer">Oldfartometer</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> for ages, but </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/ontherecord/" rel="self">Jim</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> has posted his </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/ontherecord/2008/12/12/housekeeping/#more-1423" rel="self">Top 20 albums of the year</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">, so here goes:<br /><br /></span><span style="font:12px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;">(1) No Age &ldquo;Nouns&rdquo; (Sub Pop)<br />(2) Vampire Weekend &ldquo;Vampire Weekend&rdquo; (XL)<br />(3) Lykke Li &ldquo;Youth Novels&rdquo; (LL)<br />(4) TV On The Radio &ldquo;Dear Science&rdquo; (4AD)<br />(5) Bon Iver &ldquo;For Emma Forever Ago&rdquo; (4AD)<br />(6) Lisa Hannigan &ldquo;Sea Sew&rdquo; (Self-release)<br />(7) Fleet Foxes &ldquo;Fleet Foxes&rdquo; (Bella Union)<br />(8) RSAG &ldquo;Organic Sampler&rdquo; (Psychonavigation)<br />(9) The Gaslight Anthem &ldquo;The &lsquo;59 Sound&rdquo; (Side One Dummy)<br />(10) Hercules & Love Affair &ldquo;Hercules & Love Affair&rdquo; (DFA)<br />(11) Santogold &ldquo;Santogold&rdquo; (Atlantic) (Diplo and Santogold&rsquo;s &ldquo;Top Ranking&rdquo; mix also deserves a mention here)<br />(12) Lil Wayne &ldquo;The Carter III&rdquo; (Cash Money)<br />(13) David Holmes &ldquo;The Holy Pictures&rdquo; (Canderblinks)<br />(14) Our Brother The Native &ldquo;Make Amends For We Are Merely Vessels&rdquo; (Fat Cat)<br />(15) Spook of the Thirteenth Lock &ldquo;Spook of the Thirteenth Lock&rdquo; (Transduction)<br />(16) Kanye West &ldquo;808s & Heartbreaks&rdquo; (Roc-A-Fella)<br />(17) Katie Kim &ldquo;Twelve&rdquo; (Granny It&rsquo;s OK Recordings)<br />(18) White Denim &ldquo;Workout Holiday&rdquo; (Full Time Hobby)<br />(19) She & Him &ldquo;Volume One&rdquo; (Domino)<br />(20) Chequerboard &ldquo;Penny Black&rdquo; (Lazybird)<br /></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><br />I have heard of Lisa Hannigan, Fleet Foxes and Kayne West, but I wouldn&rsquo;t recognise anything of theirs if it jumped up and smacked me in the mouth, so that&rsquo;s one point each. <br /><br />Err&hellip; that&rsquo;s it. 3 points.<br /><br />Hugh&rsquo;s just done </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://hughgreen.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/listless-listlessness-averted/" rel="self">his list</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> too. Applying Oldfartometer criteria to that one, I score 13. (I have heard of Kayne West, Ani DiFranco and Fleet Foxes, and I&rsquo;m sure I have an album or two by Randy Newman stashed away somewhere.)<br /><br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Contradictions</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><category>Lisbon Treaty</category><dc:date>2008-12-10T22:33:48+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/66f0ca6457b6c3714e4d7236437ef9cb-428.html#unique-entry-id-428</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/66f0ca6457b6c3714e4d7236437ef9cb-428.html#unique-entry-id-428</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">There&rsquo;s lots of talk these days about a second referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. The No side is none too pleased, and wants the result of last June&rsquo;s vote cast in stone.<br /><br />Listening to some of the debate over the last few weeks, several contradictions have arisen. Declan Ganely of Libertas wants to halt the march towards a federal Europe and have the Lisbon Treaty replaced by a more concise 15-20 page document, more like the US constitution. However the US constitution is concise precisely because it is for a single, federal, sovereign country. The EU is a collection of sovereign states, which has evolved over the last fifty years or thereabouts. <br /><br />The No side bemoan the &ldquo;unelected beureaucrats&rdquo; of the European Commission, yet are appalled at the idea of &ldquo;losing our commissioner.&rdquo; Lisbon proposed maintaining a 15-member commission, with each state appointing a commissioner for two five-year terms out of every three. If we keep the &ldquo;one member state, one commissioner&rdquo; model, we will have twenty-seven commissioners. Doing what exactly? The extra twelve commissioners will have to have offices and staff, thus increasing the number of unelected bureaucrats in Brussels poking their noses into our business.<br /><br />The No side say that a new referendum would fly in the face of democratic principles. &ldquo;What part of No do you not understand?&rdquo; being their stunningly unoriginal mantra. Does democracy mean that you can never change your mind? We have precedents for this. The Nice Treaty had two goes before it made it through. Believe it or not, I voted No to Nice first time around. I can&rsquo;t even remember why I did, but by the time the second referendum came around, I realised that I had made a mistake and I was glad to get the opportunity to put it right. We have had three referenda on abortion, and two on divorce in the last twenty-five years. Bear in mind also that a good chunk of the No vote last June was in protest at the overall policies of the government, which had been elected into office in May 2007. Many of these voters would have voted for Fianna F&aacute;il in May 2007, and were using their ballots as a way of expressing their change of mind. <br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>New M8</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-12-10T21:56:12+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/a8e75511598e0fa3c2dc72c4b5e8c09b-427.html#unique-entry-id-427</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/a8e75511598e0fa3c2dc72c4b5e8c09b-427.html#unique-entry-id-427</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">The new section of the M8 from Cullahill in Co Laois to Cashel in Co Tipperary </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1208/breaking39.htm" rel="self">opened on Monday</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">, and I had my first spin on it today.<br /><br />It links up with the Cashel bypass, and in all it forms part of a 100km or so stretch from south Laois to north Cork. Bypassing Johnstown, Urlingford, Turnpike, Littleton and Horse &</span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="M8" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry427-m8.png" width="272" height="378"/></div><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> Jockey, it reportedly shaves twenty minutes off the journey from Dublin to Cork. From our point of view, we should be able to do the journey from Portarlington to my wife&rsquo;s parents&rsquo; place in Cork in under two hours.<br /><br />When I first started going to Cork regularly over ten years ago, it used to take the best part of four hours from our flat in Dublin 8. On  Friday night, you would be guaranteed a traffic jam in Kildare and Monasterevin, and often in Abbeyleix as well. We used to turn off down the M9 and go through Athy, Castlecomer and Ballyragget, rejoining the N8 at either Durrow or Urlingford. Further on, Cashel could be a bit sticky every now and then, and we often crawled through Mitchelstown and Fermoy.<br /><br />Now, almost all of that is gone. The only blackspot left is Abbeyleix, and </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="files/a1f9d60a7858f6a44251aeab02abb2cd-371.html" rel="self" title="HomePage:Abbeyleix">we can get around that</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">. Two parts of the jigsaw remain to be put into place - the </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.nra.ie/RoadSchemeActivity/LaoisCountyCouncil/N8PortlaoisetoCullahillCastletown/SchemeName,15444,en.html" rel="self">Portlaoise to Cullahill</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "> stretch and </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.nra.ie/RoadSchemeActivity/CorkCountyCouncil/N8MitchelstownFermoy/SchemeName,15514,en.html" rel="self">the 16km between Mitchelstown and Fermoy</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">. Once these are in place sometime around 2010, it will be non-stop motorway or dual carriageway all the way from Newlands Cross in Dublin to the Dunkettle Interchange in Cork. <br /><br />Maintaining a steady average speed of 100-120km/h all the way would mean that Newlands-Dunkettle could be done in a little over two hours.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Losing Bonus Point For Munster</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-12-07T22:10:17+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/606cdc2caf76a8146f6dd918db32dbab-426.html#unique-entry-id-426</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/606cdc2caf76a8146f6dd918db32dbab-426.html#unique-entry-id-426</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">I didn&rsquo;t get to see the Clermont - Munster match today, as I was at a family get-together. I have it canned in the Sky+, but my better half had also recorded Strictly Come Dancing. So I&rsquo;ll have to wait to get to see the match.<br /><br />Although we were hoping for a win, this was always going to be hard to come by. Even for a team with an away record like Munster&rsquo;s, we can never take a French team for granted on their home ground. Crucially, by staying within seven points of Clermont, Munster got a losing bonus point, which would have been the minimum required from their travels.<br /><br />The return fixture is next Saturday, and Munster must win this one. Not only that, but they must prevent Clermont from getting the losing bonus point, thus keeping their noses ahead. <br /><br />Hopefully, Munster will put on a better show that they did against Montauban back in October.<br /><br /><br /><br /> </span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pig Out</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Food &#x26; Drink</category><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-12-07T22:00:20+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/431d9c60e5cbd7670937d500ef643adf-425.html#unique-entry-id-425</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/431d9c60e5cbd7670937d500ef643adf-425.html#unique-entry-id-425</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">The pork scandal that broke last night here in Ireland looks like a complete over-reaction. (What word will be used as a prefix to &ldquo;-gate&rdquo; to describe this, I wonder? Will it be known as &ldquo;Porkergate&rdquo; or &ldquo;Sausagegate&rdquo;?)<br /><br />From the Food Safety Authority of Ireland website:<br /><br /></span><blockquote><p>Even though it is illegal for dioxins to be present in foodstuffs, any possible risk to consumer health is extremely low and consumers should not be concerned.</p></blockquote><span style="font:13px Verdana, serif; color:#33366E;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">So if there is an extremely low risk to consumer health, why risk destroying an entire industry upon which thousands of jobs depend, not to mention millions of euros in exports? <br /><br />We have several pork products in our freezer. We&rsquo;re not throwing a single one of them out.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>World Cup Draw</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-12-01T22:38:45+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/6878c8fea595ef9bc280ab58b329178f-424.html#unique-entry-id-424</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/6878c8fea595ef9bc280ab58b329178f-424.html#unique-entry-id-424</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">The draw for the 2011 World Cup was made this afternoon, and Ireland have been drawn with Australia and Italy.<br /><br />Being a second seed team meant that there was never going to be an easy draw. We have beaten Australia in the past (though never at the World Cup, but we came close twice), so we should be reasonably happy with the outcome. At least we didn&rsquo;t get hosts New Zealand.<br /><br />We were unlucky to be in the Pool of Death last time with France and Argentina. This came about because Argentina were third seeds going into that draw, and the French were in the top rank. Last time around the seedings were determined by where you finished in the previous World Cup, and because we beat Argentina in the pool match in 2003, we got to the quarter final and they exited at the pool stage. This time around the seedings were done on world ranking position, and our beating of Argentina last Saturday week meant that we maintained our eighth place in the rankings. Had we lost, we would have slipped to ninth, and if ROG had converted Tommy Bowe&rsquo;s try, Argentina would have been in the second tier with us.<br /><br />We should get out of that group, even if we lose to the Wallabies. Declan Kidney now has the best part of three years to prepare, and we will play Italy at least three times before the tournament, so barring a crash in confidence like we had in 2007, we should be able to see them off handily enough. <br /><br />The rest of the groups are quite interesting. Current World Champions South Africa were drawn with current Six Nations Champions Wales. Also in that group are Fiji, who dispatched the Taffies last time around. 2011 hosts New Zealand and 2007 hosts France are in the same group, setting up the mother of all grudge matches. The only potential Pool of Death is the one with Argentina, England and Scotland.<br /><br />Still, it&rsquo;s all a good way off yet. We have Six Nations business to deal with first.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>) .</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-12-01T22:30:07+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/62ac6739db24414c25aa3b73afe51b0b-423.html#unique-entry-id-423</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/62ac6739db24414c25aa3b73afe51b0b-423.html#unique-entry-id-423</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">The moon and Venus, this evening:<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="venusmoon" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry423-venusmoon.jpg" width="468" height="366"/><br /><br /><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">I didn&rsquo;t get home in time to get a good photo myself and found the above one on </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58100471&postcount=4" rel="self">boards.ie</a></span><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>So Close&#x2c; Yet So Far Away</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-11-27T21:24:51+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/88556d594f32a00973292fb607bd82d1-422.html#unique-entry-id-422</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/88556d594f32a00973292fb607bd82d1-422.html#unique-entry-id-422</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">A couple of years ago, I wrote </span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; "><a href="files/signs.html" rel="self" title="HomePage:Signs Of Frustration">a piece about the generally crappy state of roadsigns in Ireland</a></span><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">. Yesterday, I spotted a gem.<br /><br />Travelling towards Galway on the N6, a sign just at the junction with the N65 states that Galway is 39km away.<br /><br /></span><p style="text-align:center;"><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG(030)" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry422-img00280300029.jpg" width="424" height="418"/><br /><br /></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">But then a few km further on, at the beginning of the Loughrea bypass, another sign advises that Galway is in fact 41km away.<br /><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><img class="imageStyle" alt="IMG(029)" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry422-img00280290029.jpg" width="480" height="360"/><br /><br /></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font:14px Verdana, serif; ">These guys again, obviously:<br /><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><img class="imageStyle" alt="DOT.0" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry422-dot.0.jpg" width="256" height="320"/><br /><br /></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Death of Irish Retail</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-11-24T23:13:21+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/5e02cc603466fcb327173445b325a054-421.html#unique-entry-id-421</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/5e02cc603466fcb327173445b325a054-421.html#unique-entry-id-421</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="imageStyle" alt="RETAIL GRAVESTONE" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry421-retail-gravestone.jpg" width="298" height="347"/><br /><span style="font-size:9px; ">Graphic created using </span><span style="font-size:9px; "><a href="http://sketchup.google.com/" rel="self">Google Sketchup</a></span><br /><br /></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">It&rsquo;s bad enough having the country in a recession. But what&rsquo;s worse is that we have a government which appears to want to stop us spending money within our economy altogether. <br /><br />Ask Irish retailers what business is like and nearly every one will say that they are well down on last year. Those that are within an hour&rsquo;s drive to the border will tell you that trade this year is a disaster. Go to Newry and look at the car park at Sainsbury&rsquo;s - it will be full of southern reg cars.<br /><br />Now you can easily point the finger at the retailers themselves and say &ldquo;Good enough for them. They have been ripping us off for years.&rdquo; While this may be true to an extent, it is by no means the full story. The cost of doing business in the Republic is much higher than in Northern Ireland. Staff costs, logistics, utilities, local authority charges, etc. are a much bigger share of a southern retail business&rsquo;s cost base compared to a northern one.<br /><br />Now that the downturn is upon us, the focus for shoppers is to spend less. With bargains to be had in Northern Ireland (and a Euro that is 27% stronger against Sterling than it was eighteen months ago) it&rsquo;s no wonder shoppers are flocking over the border in their thousands. Any sensible government would by now have put in place measures to keep these shoppers&rsquo; euros on our side of the border, but what has happened is that they have done the opposite.<br /><br />In October&rsquo;s Budget, Brian Lenihan raised VAT to 21.5%, applicable from 1 December. So rather than encouraging shoppers to spend in this economy, he is actually enticing them to look elsewhere - i.e. in the North. And then today, Alistair Darling, UK Chancellor of the Exchequer has brought UK VAT down to 15%, making Northern Ireland even more attractive for southern shoppers.<br /><br />The other factor that is slowly strangling retail in the Republic is the banking crisis. Banks have stopped lending to small businesses, which has completely messed up the cash flow of thousands of retailers. At this time of year, cash flow management is crucial, and if the banks turn off the tap and cancel the overdrafts, then there will be a huge number of retailers in big trouble in the coming weeks. There is potential for a vast number of perfectly viable businesses going to the wall, with thousands of jobs lost. Meanwhile, the government dithers about what to do to stabilise the banks. Answer: look at what others have done, and do something similar.<br /><br />Brians Cowen and Lenihan have made an almighty hames of this recession so far. They can&rsquo;t seem to make any timely decisions, and when they do, invariably make the wrong one. But we&rsquo;re stuck with them for another four years, unless the Greens decide enough is enough and walk out.<br /><br />Complete, utter, epic FAIL.<br /><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Accentuating The Negative</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-23T21:44:29+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/3bb9dcee3517e6352b5d84c81d5212b0-420.html#unique-entry-id-420</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/3bb9dcee3517e6352b5d84c81d5212b0-420.html#unique-entry-id-420</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">You&rsquo;d be forgiven for getting the impression that Ireland had lost to Argentina yesterday, given the amount of negative commentary in the wake of the game. OK, it was a dreary match to watch, but there was a lot at stake. Ireland had to win it in order to stay in eighth place in the rankings. If they lost, they would have dropped to ninth and into the third seeds for the World Cup draw. Argentina would have climbed into fourth place and would have claimed a top seeding. The way these things work out, we would probably have ended up in the same pool again in the World Cup.<br /><br />Against this background, it was never going to be a free-flowing game. There was never going to be any of that fancy-Dan sort of play from the backs. Both teams are strong in defence, and that showed yesterday. Throughout the match, RTE commentators Ryle Nugent and Tony Ward claimed that Argentina were winning the defensive battle, but I cannot recall a single time that Ireland&rsquo;s line was broken, or that Irish defenders had to scramble back. There was only one genuine try-scoring opportunity in the match, and it was taken by Tommy Bowe, who collected Ronan O&rsquo;Gara&rsquo;s exquisite cross-field kick to run in unopposed. (Incidentally, one or other of RTE&rsquo;s commentators referred to ROG&rsquo;s kick as if he had learned the manouevre from Dan Carter. Sorry, but ROG has had that one in his arsenal for a long, long time.)<br /><br />The Irish rugby team is still in transition. They are still getting over the trauma of the 2007 World Cup when their confidence imploded. Decaln Kidney has had three games in charge so far and won two of them. Add to this the ELVs, which have forced Ireland to radically rethink the way they approach the game. <br /><br />Even though we won yesterday, Kidney still has some way to go to get his charges into the sort of form that is capable of competing at the top table. Last week&rsquo;s result emphasised that. If it&rsquo;s any small comfort, Scotland and Wales were also thumped by New Zealand during this Autumn series, and England suffered a record home defeat to South Africa yesterday. As Ronan O&rsquo;Gara said, the national team needs to show a bit of the spirit Munster&rsquo;s second strings displayed in their Herculean display against the All Blacks last Tuesday night. There needs to be genuine competition for every place on the team.<br /><br />The next test come in the New Year, when the Six Nations comes around. Once that&rsquo;s over and done, we will be in a better position to see how Declan Kidney&rsquo;s new regime is shaping up.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Video Footage From Last Night&#x27;s Match</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-19T23:35:44+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/f302d69092b834849646dbccd7c35d93-419.html#unique-entry-id-419</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/f302d69092b834849646dbccd7c35d93-419.html#unique-entry-id-419</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">As promised, video footage from the match last night:<br /><br />1. The match ball arrives<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LTT4nym9l6A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LTT4nym9l6A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />2. The teams emerge<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMMSBs4JSC8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMMSBs4JSC8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />3. The Munster Haka<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DCgs8NtCIiU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DCgs8NtCIiU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />4. The All Blacks Haka<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jDBaaQRmfh0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jDBaaQRmfh0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />5. Kick Off<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4f2VtSQLs6s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4f2VtSQLs6s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />6. 3-0 Munster<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sCeWgGAnXVc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sCeWgGAnXVc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />7. A promising move<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FipD3XGhNsc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FipD3XGhNsc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />8. 6 - 3 Munster<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D9RiuVo0lug&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D9RiuVo0lug&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />9. Barry Murphy&rsquo;s try<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_lVf_Ob0fNI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_lVf_Ob0fNI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Four Minutes From Immortality</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-19T00:27:04+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/23502c7f5957fa98e6b392ca98896827-418.html#unique-entry-id-418</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/23502c7f5957fa98e6b392ca98896827-418.html#unique-entry-id-418</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Just back from Limerick, having witnessed one of the most breathtaking games of rugby in my life. The standard of the game certainly lived up to the occasion, with full-blooded commitment from both teams.<br /><br /><br /></span><p style="text-align:center;"><img class="imageStyle" alt="R0011256" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry418-r0011256.jpg" width="548" height="411"/><br /><br /><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:left;"><span style="font-size:14px; ">Munster led for almost the entire game. We were 16-13 up with four minutes to go, when the heart inside every red-clad chest was broken by a Joe Rokococko try that the All Blacks two points ahead.<br /><br />Every Munster supporter should be proud of their team tonight. They put in a heroic performance and left nothing on the field. And this team was lacking almost all its internationals.<br /><br />I had the video camera with me as well as the still camera, and got some good footage. I was on the West Terrace, just at the 10 metre line, which was perfect for capturing the event. I&rsquo;ll trawl through the tape to see what&rsquo;s useable and horse it up onto YouTube over the next few days or so.<br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span></p><p style="text-align:center;"><img class="imageStyle" alt="R0011271" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry418-r0011271.jpg" width="548" height="411"/><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Off To Thomond Tomorrow</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-17T22:02:05+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/0966656b1a9d5228ea94abcbb7babad3-417.html#unique-entry-id-417</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/0966656b1a9d5228ea94abcbb7babad3-417.html#unique-entry-id-417</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">After the abject disappointment of Saturday&rsquo;s defeat to the All Blacks, attention now turns to the encounter between the Men in Red and the Men in Black. International duty and the garnering of vital world ranking points mean that both sides are shorn of most of their first choice players, but this should not take in any way from the sense of occasion at Thomond Park tomorrow evening.<br /><br />There&rsquo;s nothing shabby about either side. In red, former All Black Doug Howlett starts at full back, with fellow Kiwis Rua Tipoki and Lifeimi Mafi in the centre. Veteran international scrum-half Peter Stringer will start, as will fellow Irish caps Frank Sheahan at hooker and Mick O&rsquo;Driscoll in the second row. O&rsquo;Driscoll has the honour of captaining the side. Denis Leamy eases himself back into the swing of things following several months out due to injury with a gentle workout at No 8. <br /><br />In the black corner, scrum-half Piri Weepu captains the team. Joe Rokocoko starts on the wing, and is the only member of the starting XV from Saturday&rsquo;s game.  In the replacements, Mils Muliaina and Brad Thorn were also in Saturday&rsquo;s match day 22.<br /><br />Hopefully, we&rsquo;ll see more creativity from Munster than we did from Ireland on Saturday. I&rsquo;m not going to predict anything, but here&rsquo;s hoping we give their cage a bloody good rattle.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Blackout</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-16T22:17:28+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/0c4f3fc35a097c98b0c397d6cc64ecf6-416.html#unique-entry-id-416</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/0c4f3fc35a097c98b0c397d6cc64ecf6-416.html#unique-entry-id-416</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">So much for my prediction of a narrow Irish win over New Zealand. Next time, I&rsquo;ll just keep my big mouth shut. Twenty-two games played over 103 years and we have yet to register a single win. Twenty seconds into yesterday evening&rsquo;s game and it was clear that the record was not going to change.<br /><br />What went wrong? First up, Ireland showed too much respect. They knew that New Zealand were going to come at them with all guns blazing, and they just let them for the first twenty minutes or so. Secondly, they didn&rsquo;t put any faith in their own ability to attack. Possession was hoofed away aimlessly all throughout the game. <br /><br />A good kicking game has two aims. The first is to get the ball to touch in order to get a foothold in opposition territory. Even if it is an opposition lineout, there is the opportunity to disrupt and get both possession and field position. The second aim is to get the ball into open space behind the opposing three quarter line, in order to force them to turn back and secure possession, by which time your forwards will be in their faces forcing them to clear their lines. Ireland did neither yesterday. They had possession in their own half, got it back to Ronan O&rsquo;Gara who just wellied it down the field, straight down the throats of the All Black three-quarters. Five seconds later, play was back at the point where ROG had kicked, except this time New Zealand had the ball. Utterly pointless play. He may as well have just taken the ball and passed it over to the other side of the ruck.<br /><br />There was no creativity in Ireland&rsquo;s play yesterday, mainly because they spent most of the match in defensive mode. If you don&rsquo;t have the ball, you can&rsquo;t attack. And if you keep giving possession away, you have no-one to blame but yourself.<br /><br />Hopefully, Ireland will have learned something from yesterday&rsquo;s match. Next weekend, we face Argentina, who have twice put us on the plane home from the World Cup. <br /><br />In the meantime, next Tuesday evening, Munster face New Zealand at Thomond Park. This match is to commemorate the famous Munster win over the All Blacks in 1978, and is also the official opening of the new Thomond Park stadium. My old mucker Munstermad has secured the necessaries, and I will be there. Report to follow.<br /><br /> </span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ireland Team For Saturday Named</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-11T22:11:06+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/1b51a6a1f907d51ff536b279ad186e0c-415.html#unique-entry-id-415</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/1b51a6a1f907d51ff536b279ad186e0c-415.html#unique-entry-id-415</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Earlier today, Declan Kidney </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.irishrugby.ie/13910_14985.php" rel="self">named the Irish squad</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> to face New Zealand this coming Saturday in Croke Park, in the second of the Autumn internationals.<br /><br />The personnel line up is virtually identical to that which wiped the floor with Canada last Saturday, the only selection changes being Girvan Dempsey taking the place of Leinster team mate Shane Horgan; and Tom&aacute;s O&rsquo;Leary coming in for Peter Stringer. The rest of the changes are all swaps between starting XV and the bench.<br /><br />Despite a confident performance in his full international debut last week, young Keith Earls has to be content with a place on the bench for the upcoming match. I will admit to arching an eyebrow when I saw the name of Girvan Dempsey at the top of the list that was published this lunchtime. But, thinking about it, it is the correct choice. The All Blacks are starting Dan Carter at outhalf, and he has the potential to torment a relatively inexperienced full back in a match like this. Best to put in a solid and experienced man in this role, even if he is at the twilight stage of his international career.<br /><br />Elsewhere in the back line, it&rsquo;s as you were last week. Ireland&rsquo;s back five all played well last week, in atrocious conditions and against poor opposition, so all those that are starting this weekend have won their places on merit.    <br /><br />It&rsquo;s all-Munster in the half-backs. No surprise to see ROG reacquaint himself with </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.irishrugby.ie/13910_14989.php" rel="self">Carter, McCaw & Co</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">., and you can be sure that the Kiwis will try to exploit his channel, as they have done in the past. Tom&aacute;s O&rsquo;Leary comes in at scrum-half in favour of Eoin Reddan, who drops to the bench. This is a good call, as I feel that Reddan has been somewhat ponderous about his recycling. O&rsquo;Leary is a fast recycler of the ball, kicks well and isn&rsquo;t afraid to break if need be.<br /><br />Up front, it&rsquo;s wise old heads all round, almost without exception. Hayes and Horan prop, either side of Rory Best. My personal preference at hooker would be Flannery, but then I would say that, wouldn&rsquo;t I? Best generally does little wrong, is reasonably accurate with his darts, and scrummages well. He will give way to Flannery late in the game. The second row consists of DOC and POC as usual, but it&rsquo;s in the back row that Kidney has played his best hand.<br /><br />Stephen Ferris might feel somewhat aggrieved to only have a place on the bench, given his man of the match performance against Canada last weekend. But this encounter needs a special type of player at 6, and that player is Alan Quinlan. Opposing teams hate him, because he causes havoc at the breakdown. This is where the match will be won or lost, and where New Zealand traditionally dominate, so we need the best, most experienced players at 6,7 and 8. Alongside Quinlan, Munster team mate David Wallace starts at 7 and Jamie Heaslip is at No 8.<br /><br />Add to this a strong bench, most of whom started last week, and this is a formidable Irish side. It mixes the wisdom of experience with the zeal of youth and it demonstrates one thing about the dawn of the Declan Kidney era. The Corkman means to win these matches.<br /><br />When Eddie O&rsquo;Sullivan was coach, he simply couldn&rsquo;t work out a way to pick the lock of either New Zealand or France. He seemed to be content with &ldquo;moral victories&rdquo; and &ldquo;running them close this time.&rdquo; Kidney doesn&rsquo;t do that shtick. Look back at his CV and you will see winning teams all over it, from </span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="610x" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry415-610x.jpg" width="305" height="188"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; ">schools to underage to Munster. Declan Kidney has put out the team that he believes will beat the All Blacks, the first Irish international team ever to do so. He knows that New Zealand can be felled, that they are mere mortals like his men. Remember that the All Blacks under Graham Henry were beaten by France in Cardiff in the quarter-final of the World Cup, a tournament they should have walked away with.<br /><br />This is a relatively inexperienced All Blacks side at the end of their season facing a very experienced Ireland side at the beginning of theirs. This crop of players want to lay the All Black hoodoo to rest, and this is probably their best opportunity to do so. They are not going to Croke Park on Saturday to make up the numbers.<br /><br />I&rsquo;m sticking my neck out on this one. Ireland to win by a very tight margin.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>November Lights</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Blogging</category><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-11-10T22:22:05+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/447919c6ed067e69e02c909d0f4e6013-414.html#unique-entry-id-414</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/447919c6ed067e69e02c909d0f4e6013-414.html#unique-entry-id-414</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">My first ever blog post, way back in November 2004, was a rant about the misuse of headlights and foglights in winter. Just looking back over the archives, I realise that I revisit this subject quite frequently, usually around this time of year.<br /><br />In summary, my main bugbears are as follows:<br /><br />- Use of fog lights (front or rear) when there is no fog.<br /><br />- Driving on full beams on a motorway. This is especially a problem on the new M8, which has a concrete central barrier. Some drivers seem to think that this shields oncoming traffic from their full beams. It does not, nor does it prevent the drivers of cars in front from being dazzled by the full beams in their rear-view mirror.<br /><br />- Not dipping headlights until the very last moment.<br /><br />- Faulty brakelights, or no brakelights at all.<br /><br />One more, which seems to be more prevalent this winter is the incidence of faulty headlights. It&rsquo;s a fact of lights that bulbs blow, otherwise bulb manufacturers wouldn&rsquo;t be able to make a living and their children would starve. When this happens, the ideal course of action is to replace the blown bulb as quickly as possible. But what a lot of drivers do is drive with their front fogs on instead. So you have one dipped headlight, the other one with a faint glimmer, and fogs on full blast. The worst, though, is when one headlight is completely dead. Driving against this is very dangerous, as you don&rsquo;t know what&rsquo;s coming at you, a motorbike or a four wheeled vehicle with a dodgy headlight.<br /><br />I&rsquo;ll have to think of another one for next year&rsquo;s rant.<br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>But Gavin Sheridan Got It Right</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-11-05T22:44:19+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/e526d17557ec4fb6139562e0fc4320e3-413.html#unique-entry-id-413</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/e526d17557ec4fb6139562e0fc4320e3-413.html#unique-entry-id-413</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">I don&rsquo;t wear a hat, but if I did, I would take it off to </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.gavinsblog.com/" rel="self">Gavin</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, who called it for Obama back in January of this year (twice), and again in April. <br /><br />02 January: In a piece entitled &ldquo;</span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.gavinsblog.com/2008/01/02/predictions-for-2008/" rel="self">Predictions for 2008</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">&rdquo;<br /><br /></span><span style="font:12px Verdana-Italic; color:#404040;"><em>I&rsquo;m not going to make any, yet anyway. </em></span><span style="font:12px Verdana-Italic; color:#006B80;"><em><a href="http://www.danieldrezner.com/archives/003651.html">Dan Drezner does</a></em></span><span style="font:12px Verdana-Italic; color:#404040;"><em>. The biggest surprise? Obama for president. I have a funny feeling he may be right.</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><em> <br /></em></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.gavinsblog.com/2008/01/04/huckabee-and-obama/" rel="self">Two days later:</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> <br /><br /></span><span style="font:12px Verdana-Italic; color:#404040;"><em>Obama, I think, will be in the White House in 2009.</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />And then on </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.gavinsblog.com/2008/04/22/obama-to-win/" rel="self">22 April</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">:<br /><br /></span><span style="font:12px Verdana-Italic; color:#404040;"><em>My two cents: Obama will win the primary. He will then go on to win in November. I am considering going to Washington for the result. Though it will be an eventful night no matter who wins.</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />Well done, sir!<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gil Scott Heron Got It Wrong</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-11-05T21:54:21+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/dbedbe92e7fb195f367d19c65613efd0-412.html#unique-entry-id-412</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/dbedbe92e7fb195f367d19c65613efd0-412.html#unique-entry-id-412</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">The revolution was televised. It was also reported in print, broadcast on radio, live-blogged, vlogged, YouTubed and Twittered. <br /><br />In your lifetime, you see events unfold in the news that you know will be recorded as turning points when the history books are written. Some are horrific, such as the events of September 11, 2001. Others are joyful, like the release of Nelson Mandela from prison in 1990.<br /><br />The events of 4/5 November 2008 will be remembered in the latter category. The USA has turned to Senator Barack Obama to repair America&rsquo;s battered economy and society, and to restore her tarnished reputation in the wider world.<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="obamafamily04112008" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry412-obamafamily04112008.jpg" width="470" height="334"/><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br />His task will not be easy. Promises are easily made on the stump, but implementing them may not be so easy. A phrase I heard more than once today on radio was &ldquo;You campaign with poetry and you govern with prose.&rdquo;<br /><br />After 9/11, the USA had the goodwill of the rest of the world to count on as it tried to come to terms with what had happened and what it would do in response. President Bush and his neo-con goons ended up squandering that goodwill.<br /><br />Messages of congratulation are pouring in to the US from all across the world, and this renewed goodwill for America&rsquo;s new president will give all of us hope for the future.<br /><br />President-Elect Barack Obama. Dammit, but those words sound good. They will sound better when the &ldquo;-Elect&rdquo; bit no longer applies.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>If The Economic Downturn Means&#x2026;</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-11-04T22:31:48+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/8d69ea24439f38273715fece04d7b3d5-411.html#unique-entry-id-411</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/8d69ea24439f38273715fece04d7b3d5-411.html#unique-entry-id-411</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">&hellip; fewer of </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.chrysler.com/en/2008/300/" rel="self">these vulgar, ostentatious monstrosities</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> on our roads &hellip;<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="2008-Chrysler-300" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry411-2008-chrysler-300.jpg" width="500" height="333"/><br /><br /><span style="font-size:14px; ">&hellip; then it mightn&rsquo;t be all bad!<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Dawning Of A New Era</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-11-04T22:21:15+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/3bf1dbce0b80ae5b2cdac326f4c8c53f-410.html#unique-entry-id-410</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/3bf1dbce0b80ae5b2cdac326f4c8c53f-410.html#unique-entry-id-410</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:13px Verdana, serif; ">Declan Kidney named the </span><span style="font:13px Verdana, serif; "><a href="http://www.irishrugby.ie/283_14039.php" rel="self">starting 15 and replacements</a></span><span style="font:13px Verdana, serif; "> today for his first game in charge of the Irish team. They take on Canada at Thomond Park on Saturday, in the first of three matches in the Guinness International Series.<br /><br />The big news is the start for Munster full-back Keith Earls, making his Irish debut in the No 15 shirt. This is a richly deserved start for Keith, as he has been outstanding for the European Champions so far this season. Confident under the high ball, incisive in his running and blessed with a fine kicking game, he has great potential both in the red shirt of Munster and the green of Ireland. <br /><br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="ZZ5244FE24" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry410-zz5244fe24.jpg" width="372" height="405"/></div><span style="font:13px Verdana, serif; ">Earls is joined in the back line by Leinster youngsters Luke FitzGerald and Rob Kearney, both of whom were bright lights in an otherwise gloomy Six Nations 2008 campaign. Brian O'Driscoll retains the captaincy and partners his Leinster team-mate FitzGerald in the centre, while The Ospreys' Tommy Bowe starts on the opposite wing to Kearney.<br /></span><span style="font:13px Verdana, serif; "><br />ROG is at 10 as normal, understudied by Ulster's Paddy Wallace, while Eoin Reddan continues his stint as first choice scrum half, with back up from Peter Stringer. <br /><br />In the forwards, Tony Buckley starts in the front row alongside his Munster colleagues Jerry Flannery and Marcus Horan. It's good to see Buckley get the start, as Ireland have to start preparing for the eventual retirement of the great John Hayes, who's on the bench. Donncha O'Callaghan and Paul O'Connell make up an all-Munster tight five. The starting back row is remarkably Munsterless, and it must be the first time in years that an Irish starting XV hasn't had at least one Munster player at 6,7 or 8. Fear not, as David Wallace and Alan Quinlan will be prowling the touchline, ready to come on and cause mayhem to the Canadians if need be. Ulster's Stephen Ferris is at 6, and Leinster duo Shane Jennings and Jamie Heaslip are at 7 and 8 respectively.<br /><br />In the subs, alongside those already mentioned above, are Ulstermen Rory Best and Ryan Caldwell, and veteran winger Shane Horgan. <br /><br />This is a well-chosen team, with a good balance of youth and experience. Under a new coach (and also being one with a proven track record in actually winning things that matter), the players should be well up for it. What I hope to see is an efficient performance from Ireland, with good set pieces and discipline, and minimum handling errors. How many times in the last fourteen months have we seen promising passages of play lost because of a knock-on, or a crooked throw, or a touch-finder missed, or a stupid penalty conceded?<br /><br />This is a new start for the Irish rugby team, and one that hopefully will bring tangible results. Triple Crowns are all well and good, but Irish rugby supporters deserve more. We need to win the Six Nations, preferably with a Grand Slam, and we need to start putting to rights our completely one-sided record against the All Blacks.<br /><br />The future starts here!   </span><span style="font:11px Verdana, serif; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:11px; "><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Emo In Autumn</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Photos</category><dc:date>2008-11-02T23:17:03+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/a4f57e05c4fc60199687c96e19fd3028-409.html#unique-entry-id-409</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/a4f57e05c4fc60199687c96e19fd3028-409.html#unique-entry-id-409</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">We took the camera with us on our weekly constitutional at Emo Court earlier today. Late autumn provides some lovely colours in woodland environments, and Emo in particular is glorious at this time of year.<br /><br />I have posted a gallery </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="page8/page18/page18.html" rel="self" title="Emo Court In Autumn">here</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">.<br /><br /></span><img class="imageStyle" alt="ZZ43D9BAF6" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry409-ZZ43D9BAF6.jpg" width="400" height="300"/><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Some Hallowe&#x27;en Fun</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-10-31T22:11:23+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/5282e427bfc8aac508691ab355a25834-408.html#unique-entry-id-408</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/5282e427bfc8aac508691ab355a25834-408.html#unique-entry-id-408</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Nice bit of viral marketing by </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://thecliffhousehotel.com/" rel="self">The Cliff House Hotel</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> in Ardmore, Co Waterford. Take out your frustrations on the Budget, the recession and the &ldquo;We told you so&rdquo; economists, in an </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.totem-interactive.com/halloween/" rel="self">interactive zombie-shooting game</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. Enter your top score to win an overnight stay at The Cliff House. Competition closes on 9 November.<br /><br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.totem-interactive.com/halloween/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Picture 99" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry408-Picture 99.png" width="490" height="360"/></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:10px; "><em>(Disclaimer: The company I work for is a supplier to The Cliff House Hotel, and I am the salesman who looks after their account. That fact notwithstanding, it really is a great place to spend a night or two.)</em></span><br /><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How Wingnuts Interpret Polls</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-10-27T22:03:35+00:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/286dbdcacd754771dd7b92f4f96ca568-407.html#unique-entry-id-407</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/286dbdcacd754771dd7b92f4f96ca568-407.html#unique-entry-id-407</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Take </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.gallup.com/poll/111466/Gallup-Daily-Race-Stable-Obama-Leading.aspx" rel="self">this poll</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">: </span><span style="font-size:13px; color:#252626;"><em>Gallup Poll Daily tracking</em></span><span style="font-size:13px; color:#252626;"><em> from Friday through Sunday finds Barack Obama with a five percentage point lead over John McCain, 50% to 45%, in the presidential preferences of likely voters using Gallup's traditional model. <br /></em></span><span style="font-size:13px; color:#252626;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">Look further down, and you&rsquo;ll find that the margin of error is +/- 2%. So that means that in reality, Obama is no more than 1% ahead of McCain, which is in itself within the margin of error. And that&rsquo;s before the </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_effect" rel="self">Bradley Effect</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> is taken into account. Go McCain!!<br /><br />Believe it or not, Matt Drudge of </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=The+Drudge+Report&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8" rel="self">The Drudge Report</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> makes a living peddling this sort of crap.<br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Abbeyleix Again</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-10-24T22:34:12+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/b33012065a48d977dea48d4e7ee0b8f5-406.html#unique-entry-id-406</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/b33012065a48d977dea48d4e7ee0b8f5-406.html#unique-entry-id-406</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">A while back I published a guide to the </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="files/a1f9d60a7858f6a44251aeab02abb2cd-371.html" rel="self" title="HomePage:Abbeyleix">Unofficial Abbeyleix Bypass</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. This being </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.corkjazzfestival.com/" rel="self">Jazz Weekend</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, I feel I should draw your attention to it again in case you missed it first time round.<br /><br />What I didn&rsquo;t do back in July was detail the northbound route. I have now rectified this.<br /><br />I travelled the N8 to Cork on Wednesday last and there were roadworks north of Abbeyleix and also in Durrow. I hope to Jaysus that these have been suspended. We&rsquo;re off to Cork in the morning.<br /><br />If you haven&rsquo;t travelled the route for a while, be aware that the M8 from Cashel to Mitchelstown is now open, and it is the biz. We can now do Portarlington to Cork in two hours fifteen minutes without breaking sweat.<br /><br />Have a great Bank Holiday Weekend.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Revisiting London</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Personal</category><dc:date>2008-10-21T21:33:11+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/37138f13d399192c26f582987b4832ef-405.html#unique-entry-id-405</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/37138f13d399192c26f582987b4832ef-405.html#unique-entry-id-405</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Earlier this year, I started a new job with a company that does business both in Ireland and the UK. As a result, I have been back and forth to London several times this year. <br /><br />I&rsquo;m very fond of London, as I lived almost all of my twenties there, so going back every now and then is no hardship. But could I ever live there again? Not a chance! <br /><br />London is a great place to live when you are in your twenties. It&rsquo;s fast, it&rsquo;s exciting, and it goes on 24/7. If you&rsquo;re young, foot-loose and fancy-free, you&rsquo;ll never be bored in London because there is always something happening. It is often described as an impersonal place, where people would rather die than talk to the person sitting next to them on the tube, or make eye contact with the person sitting opposite. But it&rsquo;s the sort of place where you will find a great sense of community at a local level. I used to run an off-licence in Leadenhall Market in the City, and it seemed that everyone knew everyone else there. Yet in the evening, you would walk out of the market, into the throng of commuters and you were anonymous again.<br /><br />For the first couple of years of my time in London, like many young Irish people in the 80s, I worked in pubs. Most of the other staff were transient as well, and at any one time, it was like being in the United Nations, except we were pulling pints instead of preventing wars. Friendships were intense and brief, and people were always coming and going. Needless to say, I have lost touch with almost everyone I worked with during those times, though I exchange e-mails once or twice a year with a couple of old colleagues. <br /><br />As I make my way through London these days, I see throngs of early-twenty-somethings on the tube or walking down the streets with their iPod headphones glued to their ears. Twenty years ago that was me, except that my hearing was being irreparably damaged by a Sony Walkman. <br /><br />I&rsquo;m still quite nifty at finding my way around by tube, but the volume of people and the pace at which they move is quite daunting if you haven&rsquo;t been used to it for a while. Trying to cross a stream of pedestrians is like trying to cross a busy street. Once I was buying a tube ticket from a machine at Victoria, and as I was foostering for the change in my pocket, the machine unilaterally cancelled the transaction, as I was taking too long. I felt old.<br /><br />But the main reason I could not live there again is because I could never imagine bringing up kids there. It&rsquo;s just too big, and there isn&rsquo;t enough open space to allow kids to run around without being paranoid about who&rsquo;s watching them.<br /><br />So the situation as it stands now is about right. I get my short hit of London every now and then, enough to bring back pleasant memories of the days when I was a Londoner myself, but with the satisfaction that I&rsquo;m not stuck there.<br /><br />This is one of the songs that was ever present on the mix-tapes I used to play on my Walkman - Lullaby of London by The Pogues.<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qfCApwN7iuA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qfCApwN7iuA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Just Asking&#x2c; Like&#x2026;</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-10-21T21:25:22+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/113089a3af94fa3c76333dc292b038bf-404.html#unique-entry-id-404</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/113089a3af94fa3c76333dc292b038bf-404.html#unique-entry-id-404</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">If a government does </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1021/breaking20.htm" rel="self">two</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1021/breaking59.htm" rel="self">policy</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> U-turns in the same day, can they be said to have done a W-turn?<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It&#x27;s The Economy&#x2c; Stupid</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-10-16T22:09:47+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/082682f5e372b07e92205359be5ef942-403.html#unique-entry-id-403</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/082682f5e372b07e92205359be5ef942-403.html#unique-entry-id-403</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; "><br />Paddy Power </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2008/1016/breaking51.htm" rel="self">have already paid out on Obama</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. <br /><br />This may well be a bit early to call the whole thing. If a week is a long time in politics, three weeks is three times a long time. Anything can still happen. The Republicans will throw as much shit as possible at Obama in the hope that some of it will stick, and some of it just might. Osama bin Laden might appear in a new video wearing an &ldquo;Osama 4 Obama &lsquo;08&rdquo; t-shirt.<br /><br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="OSAMA-4-OBAMA" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry403-OSAMA-4-OBAMA.jpg" width="99" height="178"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; ">But the balance of probability is that Obama will close out the deal. The Republicans are trying to keep the focus off the issues that concern Middle America, and on what they see as the flaws in Obama&rsquo;s character. Sarah Palin has been doing what she does best, and has the rednecks a-whoopin&rsquo; and a-hollerin&rsquo; and a-death-threatenin&rsquo; whenever she mentions the name of Barack HUSSEIN Obama. But the rednecks aren&rsquo;t going to be the game breakers in this election. Any Republican who fails to get the redneck vote, especially when the Democrat candidate is black, shouldn&rsquo;t even bother getting out of bed in the morning.<br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />The issue exercising Middle America these days is not that Obama once stood next to some former 60s radical in a mens&rsquo; room in Chicago, exchanging small talk while they both took a piss. People are afraid that they will lose their jobs, their homes and their savings, and will elect the guy most likely to assuage that fear. At the moment, that guy is Barack Obama, who has appeared the more presidential of the two candidates. <br /><br />Eight years of President Stupidhead W. Idiot has left the USA in a terrible mess. Mired in two seemingly impossible wars, and with a failing economy and a huge budget deficit, it is a huge ask for any single person to sort it out. But can you imagine if a year into a McCain presidency, he becomes incapacitated and Hockey Mom has to take over? It doesn&rsquo;t even bear thinking about.<br /><br />Here&rsquo;s an </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/10/14/opinion/20081014_OPCHART.html" rel="self">interesting snippet</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> from the New York Times (Yes, I know. Part of the latte-sippin&rsquo;, gun-controllin&rsquo;, creationism-suppressin&rsquo;, abortion-promotin&rsquo;, troops-not-supportin&rsquo;, tax-raisin&rsquo;, terrorist-appeasin&rsquo; East-coast liberal media elite.) If you invested $10,000 in the S&P stock market index in the periods under either Democratic or Republican presidents exclusively since 1929, your investment would have been six times better off under Democrats than Republicans. And that excludes Hoover&rsquo;s Depression presidency. If you include Hoover, you would have made nearly 30 times the gains under Democrat presidents. [Spotted at </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://daringfireball.net/linked/2008/10/16/bulls-bears" rel="self">Daring Fireball</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, where John Gruber commented &ldquo;</span><span style="color:#333333;">Facts continue to hold a liberal bias.&rdquo;</span><span style="font-size:14px; ">]<br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Your Duty Unto The State</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Food &#x26; Drink</category><dc:date>2008-10-16T20:56:30+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/962f9476c0c7e292e499677f909972d1-402.html#unique-entry-id-402</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/962f9476c0c7e292e499677f909972d1-402.html#unique-entry-id-402</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Enough outrage and indignation about the Budget has been aired on the blogosphere without me going on about it too, but there is one element of it that I feel I should raise.<br /><br />In recent years, the so-called &ldquo;old reliables&rdquo; (booze, tobacco, petrol) haven&rsquo;t been hit as hard as usual in the budget. During the boom years, inflation was always ready to raise its ugly head, and it was felt that too much of an increase in excise duty would stoke it. The ciggies would get hit every now and then on health grounds, and spirits got whacked with a big increase about five years ago, again as a result of social concerns about excessive drinking.<br /><br />Wine escaped an increase in duty for twelve years, but that run came to an end on Tuesday, when Brian Lenihan added 50 cents (including VAT) to a standard bottle of wine. Other wine styles (fortified, sparkling, etc.) have been increased pro-rata. Taking VAT out of it for now, this adds 41c onto the pre-budget duty rate of &euro;2.05, an increase of 25%-ish.<br /><br />This is going to cause problems for a number of small to medium sized wine importers and distributors, who are already feeling the pinch because of the credit crunch. This sector relies heavily on availability of credit from banks, simply because it is obliged to offer credit facilities to its own customers. Any new dispensation that upsets this sector&rsquo;s credit limits will cause big problems for the viability of several small businesses, and as a result hundreds of jobs.<br /><br />Whenever a consignment of wine arrives in Ireland from abroad, the importer must do one of two things. They can pay the excise duty up front (along with the VAT on the invoiced cost of the wine), or they can divert the shipment to a bonded warehouse. They can leave the wine there for as long as they like, but once they release it from bond, the duty and VAT become payable. Most importers avail of a facility called duty deferment, where they pay their duty and VAT to the Revenue on a 30-day-end-of-month basis. To avail of this, they have to apply for a limit to the amount of duty they are allowed per month, and the Revenue require a guarantee from the importer&rsquo;s bank that not only can this be honoured, but that double that value can be honoured. So if an importer had a duty deferment limit of &euro;100k per month, they would have to be able to show that they were able to pay &euro;200k if need be. If they exceed the &euro;100k during the month, any extra duty would have to be paid up front, or else the importer could lodge a prepayment with the Revenue.<br /><br />This is where the problem arises. Importers are now going to have to go to their banks to renegotiate their overdrafts to cover the 25% increase in their duty deferment limit. Given the mood of the banks these days, this will not be easy. If they can&rsquo;t get that extra credit from the bank, they will either have to scale back their business, or reduce the credit terms they offer their customers. Whatever way they go about it, they are cornered. I think that this will lead to several smaller operators going out of business in the next six months.<br /><br />The other implication of the increase in duty is the loss of business due to cross-border shopping. Excise duty in the UK is &pound;1.46 (&euro;1.88), and VAT is 17.5%. In the Republic of Ireland the equivalent rates are &euro;2.46 (&pound;1.92) and 21.5% (from 1 December). Draw a line from Dublin to Sligo, and every wine retailer in the Republic north of that line will have to compete with that. Sainsbury&rsquo;s in Newry is already the single biggest retail outlet of alcohol in the UK and on the island of Ireland. It&rsquo;s about to have an even bigger bumper Christmas than normal.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Scary People</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-10-09T22:30:24+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/24585a167182482135dbc57951feb220-401.html#unique-entry-id-401</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/24585a167182482135dbc57951feb220-401.html#unique-entry-id-401</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Yup. Osama - I mean Obama (heh!) - is a terrorist alright. It&rsquo;s his name, see.<br /><br />[via </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.236.com" rel="self">23/6</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">]<br /><br /></span><span style="font:10px &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, LucidaGrande, Verdana, sans-serif; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KjxzmaXAg9E&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KjxzmaXAg9E&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">Also, read </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://bocktherobber.com/2008/10/mccain-and-palin-the-certainty-of-the-know-nothings" rel="self">this from Bock</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Heineken Cup 2008/09</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-10-09T21:11:16+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/adca8b80162023dedeed3f8ae986f8ac-400.html#unique-entry-id-400</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/adca8b80162023dedeed3f8ae986f8ac-400.html#unique-entry-id-400</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">Tomorrow night sees the return of European Rugby&rsquo;s premier club/province tournament - the </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.ercrugby.com/eng/3_122.php" rel="self">Heineken Cup</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. Now in its fourteenth season, it has had its ups and downs. I was at the 2003 final between Toulouse and Perpignan in a half-empty Lansdowne Road. At the end of the 2007 season, the French and English clubs were threatening to pull out of the competition altogether, which would have doomed it.<br /><br />But the downs are nothing compared to the ups. The quality of the rugby on display is awesome. The rivalries are intense. This is a very competitive tournament, and of all the teams taking part at least half of them could be touted as potential winners. All-Ireland Hurling Championship it ain&rsquo;t. And of course, Munster are the current champions, and have won it twice. <br /><br />From this Munster fan&rsquo;s point of view, the Heineken Cup is very special. Only in the Heineken Cup has a team I actively support actually won something meaningful. </span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="20080524quinlan1_450" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry400-20080524quinlan1_450.jpg" width="329" height="219"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; ">Apart from the wins in 2006 and 2008, who can forget that amazing match against Gloucester in 2003? Or the semi-final against Leinster in 2006? Or Rob Henderson of Munster running through Austin Healy of Leicester in 2003? On the flip side, there was the agony of losing to Wasps in the semi of 2004, a game cited by many as one of the finest games of rugby ever played. The Back-Hander that robbed us in the final of 2002. John O&rsquo;Neill&rsquo;s perfectly good try being disallowed in the semi against Stade in 2001 (the day after my wedding.)<br /><br />Having won the tournament twice, Munster are now one of the most feared sides in Europe. Since 1995, they have been beaten only once at Thomond Park. They have qualified for the quarter-final stage for ten seasons on the trot, contesting four finals (winning twice) and seven semis along the way. This year they have a new head coach and have had a good start to the Magners League with five wins from five. Alongside their many veterans, they have some really exciting talent coming through the ranks, most notably Keith Earls. In addition, there appears to be genuine strength in depth in key positions.<br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">As champions, Munster are also the team that everyone will want to beat, so you can be sure that every match will be high-octane stuff. Munster didn&rsquo;t like very much losing their 100% record at Thomond Park to Leicester in 2007, and will be keen to re-establish their newly-revamped home as the impregnable fortress it once was. Like last season, Munster are again in a tough group. Last season, they won all their home matches, picking up a bonus point against Clermont, and denying all three visitors the opportunity to pick up losing bonus points. On the road, they beat the Scarlets, and picked up losing bonus points at Clermont and Wasps. They will need to emulate that performance if they hope to get to their eleventh successive quarter-final. <br /><br />Their pool opponents this season are Clermont, Sale and debutants Montauban. Tomorrow&rsquo;s match is against the newbies at home. It should be a comfortable win, hopefully with a bonus point for good measure, but to borrow a clich&eacute; from the round-ball game, it is a potential banana skin. Montauban are an unknown quantity and have nothing to lose coming to Thomond. An even mildly complacent Munster could have difficulty putting them to the sword, but I don&rsquo;t believe that this will happen. Munster don&rsquo;t do complacency, and the team selection for tomorrow night shows that Tony McGahan is taking the opposition seriously.<br /><br />Elsewhere, Leinster find themselves with their perennial nemesis, Edinburgh, as well as Wasps and Castres. If they can get over their Murrayfield hoodoo this weekend, then they will have a good chance of qualifying from the group. If they don&rsquo;t (and remember that they are coming off the back of two Magners League defeats to Munster and Connacht), they are sunk. <br /><br />In Pool Four, Ulster are in with Stade, the Scarlets and Harlequins. The group page on the Heineken Cup website lists the four clubs alphabetically in the table with no games played. By virtue of the initial letter in their name, Ulster are bottom of the table. Expect them to stay there. They shouldn&rsquo;t even be in the competition and have their place by virtue of being only marginally less useless than Connacht were last season.<br /><br />I will know in the morning if I am going to be making the journey down the N7 tomorrow afternoon. Me old mucker Munstermad (who used to be one of the contributors at </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://irelandrwc2007.wordpress.com/" rel="self">The Fear of God</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">) texted me this evening to tell me that he might be able to get his hands on a spare ticket. <br /><br />Here&rsquo;s hoping.<br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>On Twenty&#x27;s Retirement</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Blogging</category><dc:date>2008-10-02T22:22:53+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/dcc187f4050d38c40dab0023beb3aad2-399.html#unique-entry-id-399</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/dcc187f4050d38c40dab0023beb3aad2-399.html#unique-entry-id-399</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">So, out of the blue, </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://twentymajor.net" rel="self">Twenty Major</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> has folded up his tent and sneaked off into the night. <br /><br />I suppose it was inevitable that the day would come, and it&rsquo;s best that Twenty should quit blogging while he was still on top of his game. (Unlike, say U2, who should have split years ago and haven&rsquo;t made a decent album in 21 years.)<br /><br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="Picture 1" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry399-Picture 1.png" width="111" height="102"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; ">I think it would be fair to say that 20M was Ireland&rsquo;s first blogging celebrity. By that I mean he was the first blogger that achieved a degree of fame, not just within the blogging community, but also on the wider media scene. (Hmmm&hellip; Celebrity Blogger, now there&rsquo;s another one of </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="files/bcddf7f77175aec93d92fe1a602c00cd-376.html" rel="self" title="HomePage:New Ideas For RTE Programmes">those ideas</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">.) There are other Irish bloggers that have a huge readership, like </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.mulley.net/" rel="self">Mulley</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> or </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.oleole.com/blogs/arseblog" rel="self">Arseblogger</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, but the unique nature of Twenty&rsquo;s blog made it stand out from the crowd. Go back into the early archives and you&rsquo;ll find a lot of the &rdquo;Do you know what I think is funny/strange/fucked up&hellip;&rdquo; type of posts that a lot of Irish blogs start with, but it soon became clear that he was defining a style for himself. It wasn&rsquo;t long before the stock of characters like Stinking Pete, Ron, Dirty Dave and Jimmy the Bollix had become fully formed. (Incidentally, I have often wondered of Jimmy&rsquo;s name came about as a result of The Commitments. During auditions for the band, Jimmy Rabbitte meets Joey Fagan, who introduces himself as &ldquo;Joey &lsquo;The Lips&rsquo; Fagan&rdquo;, to which Jimmy replies &ldquo;And I&rsquo;m Jimmy &lsquo;The Bollix&rsquo; Rabbitte.&rdquo; ) <br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br />What was clear from the start was that Twenty couldn&rsquo;t give a shite about what anybody thought of what he wrote. In that sense, he was probably one of the first Irish bloggers to completely understand the freedom that the blogging platform gave to a writer. He could swear, rant, abuse or rail against whatever he wanted, safe in the knowledge that his alter ego separated the guy at the keyboard from his readership. So far so good, but what made Twenty stand out from the crowd was the fact that he is a very, very good writer. It&rsquo;s easy to start a blog up and start calling all and sundry a bunch of cunts, but you need a certain style or panache to blog like Twenty did. <br /><br />For three years on the trot, Twenty Major won best blog at the Irish Blog Awards. He did this because he kept his standards up. I remember remarking before that it must be a serious effort to come up with something original and worthwhile to post every day. But that&rsquo;s what he did. That&rsquo;s not to say that everything he wrote was brilliant - you simply can&rsquo;t come up with a masterpiece every day of the week. Most of his posts were definitely worth reading to the end, and among them were works of absolute genius. <br /><br />Some people didn&rsquo;t get him, and others didn&rsquo;t care too much for all the swearing. But for those of us who did appreciate his style and humour, Twenty was a vital voice, and one who wasn&rsquo;t afraid to forego the laughs and have a go at the great and the good of society, as he did in his </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://twentymajor.net/2006/05/31/dear-bertie/" rel="self">open letter to Bertie Ahern</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> in May 2006. <br /><br />Every now and then, there would appear a rather long short story, if you see what I mean. As it unfolded, characters would be developed beautifully, and the narrative would follow a logical path. But you knew what was coming - the most groan-inducing pun imaginable, usually based on the title of a hit song from the 1980s. Like </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://twentymajor.net/2008/02/20/an-american-tale/" rel="self">this one</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. Or indeed </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/12/the-best-covers-band-in-dublin/" rel="self">this one. </a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "><br /><br />It came as no surprise really when 20M got </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://twentymajor.net/2007/03/22/so-this-whole-book-thing/" rel="self">his book deal</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. (I offered to do the </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://twentymajor.net/images/twenty-book.jpg" rel="self">artwork for the cover</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, but sadly someone had beaten me to it.)<br /><br />So best of luck in your retirement, Twenty. It only remains for me to move your link from my Blogroll page to the Resting page. No doubt the lads in Ron&rsquo;s will be able to breathe a sigh of relief, now that they know their every exploit won&rsquo;t end up on your blog to be read by a sad bunch of cunts like us.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Search Like It&#x27;s 2001</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Tech</category><dc:date>2008-10-01T07:43:19+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/e50c0ef6dc49059983f70b5722785ac4-398.html#unique-entry-id-398</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/e50c0ef6dc49059983f70b5722785ac4-398.html#unique-entry-id-398</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; ">To mark their 10th birthday, Google have published </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.google.com/search2001.html" rel="self">a special search page</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> that allows you to search the January 2001 index. <br /><br />Go back in time and you&rsquo;ll find </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.google.com/search2001/search?hl=en&q=barack+obama&btnG=Google+Search" rel="self">this fresh-faced young fellow</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, or this </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.google.com/search2001/search?q=ipod&hl=en&btnG=Search" rel="self">exciting digital device</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">, or this </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.google.com/search2001/search?q=wikipedia&hl=en&btnG=Search" rel="self">online encyclopedia thingie</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">. <br /><br />It&rsquo;s only going to be up for another couple of weeks, though.<br /><br />(Spotted on </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://daringfireball.net" rel="self">DF</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; ">)<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Munster Whitewash Leinster</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-09-28T23:21:41+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/3b8695e89a35bb24fb754e49575fa433-397.html#unique-entry-id-397</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/3b8695e89a35bb24fb754e49575fa433-397.html#unique-entry-id-397</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.sky.com/portal/site/ireland/products/equipment/skyplus" rel="self">Sky+</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> is feckin&rsquo; brilliant. I don&rsquo;t watch much telly at the best of times, but it often happens that what I want to watch is shown at times that don&rsquo;t suit. Like tonight, when the Leinster-Munster clash coincided with bath &lsquo;n&rsquo; bedtime for the little &lsquo;un. Where once upon a time, we were able to dunk her in the bath, get her into her PJs and Grobag, read the bedtime stories and have her off to the land of nod in under half an hour, these days it&rsquo;s at least an hour or more. Being an independent little Miss, she insists on dressing herself. A parental attempt to put on a vest or PJ top elicits a sharp cry of &ldquo;I self!&rdquo;, followed by a ten minute process of actually getting the garment on, usually with parental intervention. <br /><br />So it was 9.30 by the time I got to sit down and watch the match. I could think about little else today. Opening up the Turbine this morning and reading </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://www.tribune.ie/sport/rugby/article/2008/sep/28/clash-of-the-clans/" rel="self">Neil Francis&rsquo;s preview</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> almost brought out the </span><span style="font-size:14px; "><a href="http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=YXpUdBlRZe8" rel="self">Kevin Keegan</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; "> in me. I was seconds away from donning the headphones, stabbing my forefinger and declaring &ldquo;I will LUV IT if we beat them&rdquo; with my voice cracking and tears in my eyes. <br /><br />Why, oh why, oh why, oh why do the Irish media have such a hard-on about Leinster? OK, Franno is Leinster to his bone marrow, so it is natural for him to talk them up. But tonight, watching the match on Setanta, the commentary was all about Leinster. If a Munster player broke three tackles and was hauled down by the fourth, it was all about the tackle that brought him down, not about the way he skinned the three players en route. Even Donal Lenihan, a Munsterman through and through was commentating on this game like it was Ireland (Leinster) v. Anyone Else (Munster). In case you haven&rsquo;t noticed, lads, Munster are the current Heineken Cup Champions. They have won it twice in three seasons. They are a decent outfit. Give them some credit, will yiz?<br /><br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="0001c21d10dr" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry397-0001c21d10dr.jpg" width="269" height="202"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; ">But, anyway, on to the match. Leinster should have been up 9-0 (or maybe 9-3 if ROG&rsquo;s attempted drop goal had gone over) by the end of the first quarter. But Dr Felipe had obviously left his kicking boots elsewhere, as he missed three penalties on the trot. He never got another shot at goal for the rest of the match. Munster&rsquo;s lineout was a weak point for the whole match, and Leo Cullen in particular made hay on Munster&rsquo;s throw. But it was Munster&rsquo;s tenacity that showed through. They defended like their lives depended on it. From the second quarter on, they gave away no penalties within kicking range (not that it would have made much difference, as Contepomi couldn&rsquo;t hit a pig&rsquo;s arse with a banjo tonight.) ROG nailed the two penalties he was offered, and Munster took their chances to score two tries.<br /><br />Even though the one-eyed commentary was constantly talking up Leinster&rsquo;s defence tonight (and it was good, save for the two tries they conceded), there was precious little comment for Munster&rsquo;s defence. Leinster never looked like scoring tonight. Any promising-looking move was snuffed out well before the line. Munster put in some monster tackles and turned over a huge amount of ball. <br /><br />This was a very satisfying win for Munster for several reasons. First up, it was a whitewash. On Leinster&rsquo;s patch. For all their huffing and puffing, and their great pack and their brilliant backs, Leinster failed to score, on their own patch. It was also a big two fingers to the Irish media, who need to be reminded that Munster are still officially the best team in Europe.<br /><br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Lookalike</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-09-27T23:21:46+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/2509afd5a493bff0fb2456f97bfd7356-396.html#unique-entry-id-396</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/2509afd5a493bff0fb2456f97bfd7356-396.html#unique-entry-id-396</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="imageStyle" alt="80260131" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry396-80260131.jpg" width="250" height="352"/>  <img class="imageStyle" alt="ahmadinejad" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry396-ahmadinejad.jpg" width="300" height="324"/><br /><br /><span style="font-size:14px; ">What&rsquo;s the difference between Roy Keane and Mahmoud Ahmedinijad? One is a ruthless autocrat who strikes fear into the hearts of his opponents, and the other is a Muslim.<br /><br /></span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Big Rivalry - Part One</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-09-27T22:21:10+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/2ae5dbaf6283aa064ca553a54ef5f71a-395.html#unique-entry-id-395</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/2ae5dbaf6283aa064ca553a54ef5f71a-395.html#unique-entry-id-395</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">After a few seasons establishing itself, the Magners League is shaping up into a fine competition. Tomorrow sees the first clash between the two Irish heavyweights, defending champions Leinster versus Heineken Cup Champions Munster.<br /><br />Traditionally, this match has been seen as the clash between the brawn of the Munster pack and the flair of the Leinster backs. How that has changed. Leinster now possess a pack capable of beating up any opposition up front, while Munster&rsquo;s fleet-footed backs have the capability to mix it up behind the pack. <br /><br /></span><div class="image-left"><img class="imageStyle" alt="leinster_munster8" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry395-leinster_munster8.jpg" width="248" height="248"/></div><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">The Irish media, being mostly Dublin-based, is drooling over Leinster. The arrival of prop CJ van der Linde and flanker Rocky Elsom has only added to this. This is something of a make or break season for Michael Cheika. The Magners, even though its stature is growing every season, is still very much a lesser prize than the Heineken Cup. Bragging rights among the Celtic nations of These Islands&trade; is all fine and dandy, but coming top of the pile in a competition that includes the best of England and France is the gold standard for Irish rugby. Cheika and his charges do not need reminding that their opponents tomorrow have reached the European summit twice in the last three years. Leinster&rsquo;s best Heineken Cup finish was in 2006, when they got to the semi-final (beaten by guess who?), whereas Munster have been to the final four times, winning twice. <br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><br />Both teams have had good starts to the Magners and remain unbeaten. Munster have won all three of their matches so far, picking up two bonus points. Leinster were held to a draw in their opening match against Cardiff, and won the next two, picking up a bonus point in their thumping of Edinburgh.<br /><br />Tomorrow is very difficult to call, because there are too many variables in play. It&rsquo;s a home game for Leinster, and a noisy, partisan crowd at the RDS will help lift the man in blue. (Not that hostile away matches faze Munster all that much.) Leinster will be keen to maintain the domestic superiority of last season, when they won home and away against Munster. The men in red will want to put that right. Munster have a new coaching line-up in Tony McGahan and Laurie Fisher, who will be eager to best their fellow Aussies Cheika and Alan Gaffney. <br /><br />What I can predict with a degree of certainty is that it will be a tough match, it will be close, and that one of these two teams will be the eventual winner of the Magners League.</span>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Arsenal 6-0 Sheffield United</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Sport</category><dc:date>2008-09-23T22:45:21+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/eca88e9b17e61516880e2340f402dfcb-394.html#unique-entry-id-394</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/eca88e9b17e61516880e2340f402dfcb-394.html#unique-entry-id-394</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">Blimey! An Arsenal team with an average age of 19 </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/league_cup/7626710.stm" rel="self">canes Sheffield United in the Carling Cup</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">. 16-year-old Jack Wilshere was among the scorers.<br /></span><p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><br />Imagine what would have happened if they had sent out the senior squad&hellip;<br /><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Blogroll Tidy-Up</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Blogging</category><dc:date>2008-09-23T22:20:10+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/556c1ec64c3ac54c6e1c4ae0181ae735-393.html#unique-entry-id-393</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/556c1ec64c3ac54c6e1c4ae0181ae735-393.html#unique-entry-id-393</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">I have just done a bit of a tidy-up on the </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="page1/index.html" rel="self" title="Blogroll">Blogroll</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> page, adding in some blogs that I have been reading for a while but forgot to put in. Also moving some which haven&rsquo;t seen much activity recently to the &ldquo;</span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="page1/page6/index.html" rel="self" title="Resting">Resting</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">&rdquo; page. <br /><br />If a blog hasn&rsquo;t been updated in two months, I consider it to be currently inactive. I keep them in the Resting page in case they start up again.<br /><br />Also I have tidied up the </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="page2/index.html" rel="self" title="Links">Links</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> page, removing dormant links and adding in a few new ones.<br /><br />If you would like a link to your blog, or you would like to recommend a site for a link, leave a comment or </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="page4/index.php" rel="self" title="Contact Me">drop me a line</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">. I can&rsquo;t promise all that much traffic, though!<br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Hunger</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>General Nonsense</category><dc:date>2008-09-21T21:58:17+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/c6c68f1730602b1f6c0339cf8e0fe691-391.html#unique-entry-id-391</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/c6c68f1730602b1f6c0339cf8e0fe691-391.html#unique-entry-id-391</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">Click </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/pictures/Kerry-Rag.jpg" rel="self">here</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> for full-fat version.<br /><br /></span><a href="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/pictures/Kerry-Rag.jpg" rel="self"></p><p><img class="imageStyle" alt="Kerry-Rag" src="http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/page0_blog_entry391-Kerry-Rag.jpg" width="574" height="820"/></a><br /><br /><br /></p><p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">What&rsquo;s the Irish for &ldquo;schadenfreude&rdquo;?<br /><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Some Winey Stuff</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Food &#x26; Drink</category><dc:date>2008-09-19T22:06:53+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/78b0052e866cb2ce3f9d52e3b79d5396-390.html#unique-entry-id-390</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/78b0052e866cb2ce3f9d52e3b79d5396-390.html#unique-entry-id-390</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">There was an interesting Dispatches documentary on Channel 4 last Monday called </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/dispatches/whats+in+your+wine/2356872" rel="self">&ldquo;What&rsquo;s In Your Wine?&rdquo;</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> It was a bit up and down, and it didn&rsquo;t reveal much that I didn&rsquo;t know already, but then I have been working in the wine business for nearly 18 years. <br /><br />The big issue was about &ldquo;additives&rdquo; in wine and how they aren&rsquo;t declared on the label. Fair enough, the programme made a case for a more comprehensive labelling of what is used in the making of wine, but many of those &ldquo;additives&rdquo; are simply vectors that convert the grape juice into a palatable wine. These include yeast (which converts grape sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide) and malolactic bacteria (which convert harsh malic acid into softer lactic acid, a process that is almost universally used in the making of red wine and occasionally in whites.) Sugar is sometimes added before fermentation in order to boost the final alcohol level (a process called chaptalisation), and tartaric acid is sometimes added in exceptionally hot years. Both of these occur naturally in grapes anyway. Oak chips are occasionally used to give a woody flavour to wines, mainly because the market demands it but is reluctant to pay for the cost of ageing in an oak barrel. Powdered egg white is a natural product that is used to fine wines (i.e. remove a haze caused by a naturally occurring protein deposit.) Sulphur dioxide is usually declared on labels, and without it there would be no wine at all, as the grape juice would have gone off before it got a chance to ferment.<br /><br />The conclusion arrived at was that the big corporations (mostly in the New World) are the ones most likely to have all the hidden additives in their wine, and that consumers should seek out more naturally-made wines from small producers. That&rsquo;s all very fine and dandy, but as something like 95% of the wine purchased for off-premise consumption in the UK is bought in either supermarkets or off-licence multiples, choice is limited. Also, the mass market actually prefers the confected, tutti-fruity wines of the big New World corporations, and your average punter who is used to supermarket wines would find most small-estate wines too complex for their palates.<br /><br />Here in Ireland, we have the all-encompassing embrace of the supermarkets as well, but given that our home-grown supermarkets are that bit smaller than their UK counterparts, it is possible to pick up a nice bottle or two from Dunnes, SuperValu or Superquinn. However, we have a wonderful array of independent wine shops, mostly owned and run by serious and knowledgeable wine enthusiasts. A wine blog called </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.sourgrapes.ie/" rel="self">Sour Grapes</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> has started </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.sourgrapes.ie/wine-map-of-ireland/" rel="self">a collaborative Google map</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> which pinpoints the good wine shops of the country. This is an invaluable resource for the Irish wine enthusiast.<br /><br />Last Saturday, Pat Carroll wrote </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/magazine/2008/0913/1221208712436.html" rel="self">an article in the Irish Times</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> all about alternative closures to cork. Cork taint now accounts for something like one bottle of wine in seven being out of condition. I am a vocal advocate of the screwcap as the closure of choice. The main argument in favour of corks is that they preserve &ldquo;the romance&rdquo; of wine. I would much prefer if the closure would preserve the flavours and aromas of the wine, but maybe that&rsquo;s just me.<br /><br />The best argument I have ever heard against corks goes like this. Imagine for a moment that screwcaps were the accepted closure for wines since time don&rsquo;t-know-when. Then someone comes along and says &ldquo;Hey! I have a great idea. Why don&rsquo;t we seal bottles of wine using the bark of an endangered species of tree that is only grown in one part of the world? We harvest the bark, boil it, bleach it and cut it into plugs that are then forced into the bottle in such a way that you will need a special tool to remove it. And as a special bonus, it will render one bottle in seven undrinkable! C&rsquo;mon, what about this?&rdquo;<br /><br />Finally, this week saw </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.decanter.com/news/268009.html?aff=rss" rel="self">the death of Didier Dagueneau</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">, one of the great mavericks of the wine world. His Pouilly Fum&eacute; wines were without parallel, especially his cuv&eacute;es Silex and Pur Sang. His reputation went before him, and legend had it that his arguments with his neighbours about their approach to growing grapes and making wines sometimes ended up in fist fights. He refused to use the formal &ldquo;vous&rdquo; in conversation, even once, it is said,  addressing the former French president Jacques Chirac using the informal &ldquo;tu&rdquo;.<br /><br /> <br /><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Politics Of Personality</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-09-13T23:43:21+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/37ff93d4b93be2101d721aefe6fabecb-389.html#unique-entry-id-389</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/37ff93d4b93be2101d721aefe6fabecb-389.html#unique-entry-id-389</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">There is a great quote from </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/13/opinion/13herbert.html?em" rel="self">Bob Herbert in yesterday&rsquo;s New York Times</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"> regarding the cult of personality that has grown around Sarah Palin:<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><em>"For those who haven't noticed, we're electing a president and vice-president, not selecting a winner on 'American Idol'."</em></span><span style="color:#444444;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">Ever since she burst into the world&rsquo;s consciousness a fortnight ago, Sarah Palin has done exactly what she was supposed to do - keep the focus on the personalities in the race, and away from the issues.<br /><br />The media love her, even the </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.gavinsblog.com/2008/09/06/the-media-elite/" rel="self">Eastern Media Elite</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;">. Entire forests have been consumed whole to supply the newspapers full of the latest details about her family, her dress sense, her love of guns, etc. And as long as the media continues to concentrate its focus on her, it means that there is less time to talk about the issues facing the USA. This is precisely what the Republicans want to do, because when it comes to policies, the GOP&rsquo;s cupboard is bare. Up until Palin made her debut, Barack Obama was all over the media and making the poll numbers. He was doing this without having to denigrate his opponent. (Of course, there is a cult of personality around Obama too, but it has almost vanished in the last fortnight.)<br /><br />During the week, Obama made use of the expression &ldquo;lipstick on a pig&rdquo;. At the time, he was talking about the policies of the Republican ticket, and how little they differ from the failed policies of George W Bush. The Reps immediately picked up the &ldquo;lipstick&rdquo; reference and spun it as an insult to Palin, thus bring the focus back from issues to personalities - and in particular, that of Sarah Palin - and thus back onto firmer ground for their campaign. <br /><br />With just under seven weeks to go until polling day, Barack Obama and Joe Biden have a big fight on their hands. Right now, the Republicans are winning the media war hands down, and this all comes down to Sarah Palin. The airtime and column inches she is getting are keeping the Dems off the airwaves and out of the papers, and brings to mind one of </span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/39714.html" rel="self">Oscar Wilde&rsquo;s famous sayings:</a></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><em>&ldquo;The only thing worse that being talked about is not being talked about.&rdquo;</em></span><span style="font-size:14px; color:#444444;"><br /><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Immigration And Language</title><dc:creator>GerryOS</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-09-10T22:37:44+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/57dc15bbba77fb76d24a2fcb3037f4ac-388.html#unique-entry-id-388</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.unlaoised.gerryos.net/files/57dc15bbba77fb76d24a2fcb3037f4ac-388.html#unique-entry-id-388</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font:14px Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#333333;">Immigration is a touchy subject at