Search Like It's 2001
Go back in time and you’ll find this fresh-faced young fellow, or this exciting digital device, or this online encyclopedia thingie.
It’s only going to be up for another couple of weeks, though.
(Spotted on DF)
3G iPhone At O2 (redux)
Here’s the proposed Irish tariff (just in case the relevant page moves, here’s a screen grab, click to enlarge):

And here’s the UK one:
Ah yes, the Irish love to chat, don’t they? Highest ARPU of all the European mobile markets, the gift of the gab, kiss of the Blarney Stone and all the rest of the patronising, condescending shite.
I would love to get an iPhone, and I am sure that there are many like me. But there is no way on this earth that I would be prepared to pay those tarrifs to O2 Ireland, while consumers just across the water (and of course, just up the road in Northern Ireland) get such a better deal.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Apple should take the iPhone away from O2 Ireland.
Passwords
Mac OS X has a utility that addresses this need and more, called Keychain.
I have another utility installed called 1Password, which gets over this. This installs a
Setting effective and memorable passwords can be tricky. We are always told to use letters and numbers and mix lower case and upper case. For some reason that I cannot explain, I have an unnatural memory for car registrations. I can remember the reg numbers of my parents’ cars back to the early 1970s, so combinations of two or more can make a good strong password. Also, and again for reasons unexplained, I have ingrained on my memory postcodes of addresses I lived at in London. Add in the house number and capitalise the first lot of letters, and there’s another one.
One of the big temptations is to use the same username and password combination across everything. This is a serious no-no, because if your cover gets blown, you could be in serious trouble.
Time Machine
I never had occasion
to actually restore anything from any of my back-up
sets till last week. I was writing a piece on this
site about the death of
Esbjörn Svensson, and was trying
to embed an MP3 of one of his tunes into the post.
Whatever happened, the page file got corrupted and
threw up an error message when I tried to publish.
I deleted the post, rewrote it without the MP3 and
tried again. Same story. It was late and I was
heading for France the following day, so I decided
to leave it till I came back to sort out.
The whole site is contained as a single Rapidweaver
file (called a sandwich), which is stored on the hard
drive of my iMac, and backed up to my three back-up
systems daily. So by the time I came back home, the
corrupt file was now the backed up one. Normally,
this would cause a problem, but because I have Time
Machine, I was able to fix it quite easily. I just
went back through Time Machine to the day before I
started writing the post that caused all the
problems, and brought that copy forward to the
present, replacing the corrupt one. I then rewrote
the post and voilà, it worked.
New Apple Goodies
But this year it did. The 3G iPhone is on the way, and just looking at it now, it really is a magnificent piece of work. It looks like they overcame the initial problems of getting 3G the iPhone, such as battery performance, and then some. The only price we know of so far is the US$ one, and it starts at €199 for an 8GB model. This is half the current price for an original iPhone, and a third of the initial price of the 4GB model released just under a year ago.
Hopefully, O2 will launch it in Ireland with a decent price and contract, but based on their past form, I won’t be holding my breath.
The other announcement of note is MobileMe, or .Mac 2.0. This is a long overdue upgrade to Apple’s online suite of apps and utilities, and as a subscriber, I am delighted to see this one coming down the tracks.
The iPhone Should Be Taken Away From O2 Ireland
An 8GB iPhone in Ireland will set you back €399 for the handset. The basic calls/text/data package for the iPhone costs €45 per month, and for that you get 175 minutes of calls, 100 texts and 1GB of data.
O2 are also the exclusive retail partner for the iPhone in the UK. There you can pick up an 8GB model for £269 (€334), with a basic monthly tariff costing £35 (€43.50). This tariff includes 600 minutes, 500 texts and unlimited data. Also O2 UK supports visual voicemail, while O2 Ireland does not.
It's been announced today that if you buy an 8GB model in the UK before 1 June, it will only cost €169 (€210).
I cannot understand for a moment why anyone in Ireland would buy an iPhone from O2 Ireland. Compared to the UK, the 8GB phone is almost 20% more expensive at normal prices (90% more expensive during the £100 off promotion). For a similarly priced tariff, our neighbours get 242% more minutes, 250% more text and ∞% more data.
As Pat Phelan calls it: the Paddy Tax.
I'd love to know how many iPhones have been sold in Ireland since it was launched just over a month ago. Surely if they priced the device in line with the UK and offered similarly priced tariffs, the iPhone would be a smash hit. As it is, the only incentive is to take a trip to Northern Ireland, buy one there and jailbreak it.
Come on Apple! Your "partners" are holding back the potential of your device!
A Game For Font Geeks
Which brings me to the point of this post. Found, via the excellent Daring Fireball (whose author, John Gruber is a font uber-geek), The Rather Difficult Font Game.
The server upon which it is hosted seems to be getting something of a caning at the moment. It flaked out on me on round 22, by which time I was enjoying a score of 19.
(Disclosure: I only cheated a teeny-tiny bit, and referred to Font Book once or twice, but only to confirm my suspicion.)
Days Like These
It's quite a good machine, in all honesty. It has a 2.2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 2 gigs of RAM and a 120 GB hard disk. Windows XP SP2 came pre-installed, and even though it's a big improvement on my last experience with Windows (W98), it's very frustrating to use at times.
There are days, like today, when everything you run crashes. Open an Excel spreadsheet. Crash. Try to extract an e-mail address from a message in Outlook. Crash. Try to drop an image into a Word document. Crash.
However, when I was in Dublin earlier today, I saw the electronic billboard at the top of Grafton Street and realised that I wasn't the only one having problems with Windows today. (I took the photo on my phone, so sorry for the poor quality.)

Some Geek Humour
"Someone is wrong on the internet"
(both via Daring Fireball)
An old Joy of Tech, but a good 'un.
Apple Store To Open In Belfast
The Apple Store is finally coming to Ireland. Apple have announced that they are now recruiting for a new store in Victoria Square in Belfast, "North Ireland."
No dates yet as to when it's going to open. Or indeed any indication if there is to be any move to open a shop in "South Ireland."
In other Mac news, Apple have released an update to OS X Leopard, bringing up to version 10.5.2. Is it just me, or are these updates getting bigger and bigger? This baby weighs in at 343MB. Those DSL speed enhancements can't come a minute too soon!
How One 'S' Became '$$$'
A UK based cruise company, who already owned the domain name cruise.co.uk, have just paid £560,000 (€668,000) to buy cruises.co.uk.
The new owner said that the the plural always came ahead of the singular in Google searches, and that they wanted their site to be "the first port of call" for searches.
Boom, boom!
At Last…
Mozy is an online backup system. It costs $100 for two years, and you back up all your data and media files to a server somewhere in California. If you have a lot of data to back up, this can take some time, given the pathetic upload speeds offered by Irish broadband providers.
I signed up exactly a month ago, and today the last of my 37GB of files got backed up.
From now on, it runs in the background. It also slowed my connection something chronic.
Leopard Colony
Some links to give you an idea of what it's all about:
A guided tour, from the horse's mouth.
David Pogue in the New York Times points out some lesser-heralded features.
Crazy Apple Rumors goes down that route too, but gets sidetracked.
If you were to time travel and take a Mac with Leopard loaded on it back to 1973 and were to show some people then what computers will be like in the future, you could totally get some hot 1973 chick into bed with you! But make sure it’s not your mom, dude.
TUAW have cleared the decks for the next 24 hours in order to bring us a comprehensive guide to Leopard. This could result in the fewest references to the iPhone in a 24-hour period since before 29 June.
Also posted at CmdNotCtrl
Tech Support Bites Back
which merited the reply: 10 Things The Techno-Retarded Want The IT Guy to Know
which in turn caused John C.Welch of bynkii.com to respond: A response to the Tecno-Retarded
All good geeky fun.
Catching Up
But anyways, I'm on hols at the moment. I'm at home minding the little 'un. My sister, who looks after her during the week is away with her gang on their jolliers. My wife started a new job last month, so she can only get one week off, hence my status as a househusband this week. We will be on hols en famille next week.
The burtda went grand. I was working all day, but we managed to avoid the rain in the evening and get the barbie going. A nice piece of lamb was the order of the day, and we accompanied it with a nice bottle that we had originally planned to open last year on the 40th, but circumstances dictated otherwise. (Pontet-Canet 1966, in case you're curious.)
So what's been going on? I had planned to write at length about the Darren Graham affair, and may yet live up to that ambition. That sort of nonsense should have no place in any sport. Hopefully the GAA will use the opportunity to do something positive.
The recent Irish Times series about "Rip-Off Ireland" almost inspired me to put fingers to keyboard, but so far I have manfully resisted. Maybe next week. Or then again, maybe not.
On the tech side of things, Fake Steve Jobs has been unmasked. Apple have released new iMacs,
Next week is Aoife's first birthday, so there will be lots of excitement to be had. She has a new little cousin as well, who was born just three weeks ago.
Then there's the preparations for the World Cup coming up as well. Loads to write about, just have to find the time.
So that's it. The babba is having a snooze at the moment, but is due to wake up any minute, so I'd better sign off.
Unsullied
Here's something that I maybe should have included in my "8 Things" post - I have never used ebay. I haven't even registered an account. I don't know why. It's not that I am unaware of it.
Any other ebay virgins out there in the Irish blogging community?
Peter Erskine, Someone Doesn't Like You
"Surely", I thought, "the poor fella doesn't go through life with a name like that."
I had a look at the main O2 website and searched for the names of the directors, and this is what came up:
So obviously, someone thinks that the CEO of Telefonica-O2 is a bit of a dickhead.
Update 11.07.07: The wikipedia entry has now been corrected.
O2 To Get iPhone?
Whatever happens, the deal done in Europe can't be done in the same way as the AT&T deal was done in the US. No carrier is present in all markets, so it's likely that all three of the big guys (O2/Telefonica, Vodafone and T-Mobile) will get some slice of the action. What will be interesting to see is who gets what in markets where two or all three of them operate.
The other issue is the technology. iPhone works on EDGE on AT&T, a technology that is inferior to the widely available 3G here in Europe. By the time iPhone arrives here, it could well be version 1.1 with 3G support. As long as it's not GPRS!
iPhone Fever Hits America

Here are a few predictions for what will happen over the course of the next couple of days or so.
Highly Likely
- AT&T's network grinds to a halt as thousands of new iPhone owners try to access their Web 2.0 resources on AT&T's decidedly un-Web 2.0 EDGE network.
- The first loss of an iPhone to a mugger will happen within an hour of the first one being sold.
- Some socially-retarded geek will record in his blog: "Jeez, man. I got this iPhone, like, three hours ago, and I still haven't gotten laid."
- Paris Hilton's name will be ignored by the main networks for at least an hour.
- Authors of "What's Hot/What's Not" lists in newspapers and magazines will trip over themselves to declare the iPhone "soooo last Tuesday."
- All stock will sell out within the first hour, meaning that several people who were camped outside their local Apple Store for days will be turned away empty-handed.
- Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will lock himself in his study with his Zune, and pretend to ignore everything to do with the iPhone.
- On Saturday morning, Bono will walk in to his local newsagent in Dalkey, yakking into an iPhone, the only one in Ireland.
- After gaining massively, based on several months of iPhone hype and supposition, Apple's share price will fall once the mythical gadget becomes a reality.
- Several complaints will be made about the device, regarding missing features that Apple never claimed the phone would have in the first place.
- Pacific Catch, the San Francisco restaurant featured in the first iPhone ad, will be booked out for the next year.
Highly Improbable
- During the three-hour closure of the US Apple Stores tomorrow afternoon in preparation for the launch, huge Post-its will appear on the doors of all of them, bearing the legend "We'll be back soon"

- At 6 pm, Steve Jobs will appear on giant screens in all US Apple Stores, and declare "Fooled you all!! There is no iPhone. We just wanted to see how much you would believe. Instead, we are going to offer 30% off selected educational software!"
- George Ou, Rob Enderle and David Maynor will all slaver over the device and extol its virtues on their respective blogs.
In the meantime, from the essential "Secret Diary of Steve Jobs":
"Woman trades her child for spot at front of iPhone line"
and from iPhone Matters
"Dinner in Cupertino, June 28th, 2007"
And last but not least, David Pogue's review of the iPhone for the New York Times:
Un. Be. Lievable.
The above is apparently a real ad for Microsoft's iPod rival, the Zune. It purports to demonstrate the joys of "squirting", where one Zune user can transfer a music file to another via the devices' WiFi capability.
Fake Steve:
Best part is that the dopes at Microsoft creamed their jeans over it. Seriously, this has to be the lamest advertisement ever made. It looks like two dicks trading genital warts.
Some Tech Stuff
"Folksomony" is the most hated web-related neologism, according to a report in The Register.
WordPress is fast becoming the favoured blogging platform of many Irish bloggers. [I use it for my Mac and Rugby blogs.] This guy is not impressed with WordPress's approach to security [via DF]


